Maybe he should appeal to the MAGA masses with a coal powered bicycle.

Time to test the double luge teams for meth!

It is bizarre how they all fled reddit when they got greedy, so ran off and set up on Discord instead. So now you get a procession of users with the same 4 questions over and over.

Stray pubes just add to the flavour.

That’s terrible news. There’s no way I want my code to be open source. Then other people would see just how much spaghetti you can have in a codebase and still have it run.

UK newspapers would frequently publish photos of 16 years old girls with their tits out. That was only made illegal in 2004.

Back during Paedomania of the early 2000s, Brass Eye had an episode taking the piss out of the press’s new found moral crusade, despite them happily being in on it for the better part of 30 years. The press did not like this at all. Unfortunately they didn’t seem to realise they were at fault, which led to the memorable juxtaposition of an article about “perv spoof bosses” on the opposite side of the page from an article about how big 15 year old Charlotte Church’s boobs were getting.

I’ve said this for years. Make it like The Price is Right and just call people down from the stands to do the 110m hurdles.

Seeing somebody train their entire life and have the perfect genetics for something isn’t encouraging normal people to have a go. I want to see a fat builder doing the triple jump for a cash prize.

Don’t threaten me with a good time

Define solve.

You can normally crank the centre channel quite a bit. That’s normally where the dialog is coming from.

But tbh, I’m not buying decent speakers to listen at piddling whispery volumes.

They’re not rich enough to count as white, apparently.

You have 20 seconds to comply

It’s odd how electric car fires get attention, while petrol is famously non-combustible.

Yet they accept RFK Jr, a man who looks like he’s been creosoted, as one of their own.

Except Lady Gaga.

Well that’s an ominous headline if ever I saw one.

That’s not an accident.

That’s government policy.

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/feb/10/six-men-epstein-files-unredacted

I do like the motion controls a lot of early PS5 games had. It’s a shame that devs seem to have forgotten how to implement it in just a few short years. For God of War Ragnarok and Days Gone it was a game changer. It just gives you that last few inches of accuracy that the stick doesn’t have.