Doc D’s prescription: Two memes, one shitpost and don’t call me in the morning.
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DrDystopiato pics@lemmy.world•Someone took a photo of me in the Miami airport and posted it on reddit3·5 days agoSo you don’t hold the copyright to this picture?
Tut tut.
DrDystopiato Piracy: ꜱᴀɪʟ ᴛʜᴇ ʜɪɢʜ ꜱᴇᴀꜱ@lemmy.dbzer0.com•How to direct download p#rn and such? (no torrents)English5·6 days agoEasiest level is using an online video downloader, search for a website that can download from the preferred video provider, paste the URL in the downloader page and download directly through the browser.
DrDystopiato Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Do you ever watch old classic TV shows and realize that they are all dead7·6 days agoNo I exclusively watch media where the actors are still alive, I don’t want to see ghosts.
Same goes for voice actors, I don’t want to hear no ghost either.
DrDystopiato Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•your vocal chords are lips that whistle in your throat4·7 days agoThere are in-throat video demonstrations of the vocal chords in action on YouTube if you want something you can’t unsee as well!
DrDystopiato Formuladank – The No.1 source for motorsports news since 1837@lemmy.world•How different tracks are designedEnglish3·7 days agoI was so expecting him to just throw that third Dakar candle so far away I was disappointed when he skillfully slid it next to the cam.
Not missing discmen, though. Those sucked.
30 seconds anti-skip worked great until one moved for more than 30 seconds at a time-me-me-me-me-me-me-ERR
I only speak English, Norwegian and Transsexual I’m afraid.
DrDystopiato Fediverse@lemmy.world•What is the best way to link to a podcast episode on the Fediverse?English1·8 days agoSounds cool, gonna check it out.
Good for you. In both meanings of the sentence.
Do you enjoy the experience?
I’d take moist over dry any day stuck in nature without TP.
DrDystopiato Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Glenn Danzig's Old Fridge Left Up for Grabs Outside His HomeEnglish14·8 days agoI don’t care about the fridge, someone save the Danzig bricks, the latest observation is just a small pile on the porch. No longer is it a bastion of evil, prominently displaying Danzig’s pact with the devil front and centre of the lawn!
Souvenir hunters is ruining it for everyone. I should go and steal a brick for myself before the thieving bastards make off with all of them, one by one.
Have you ever taken a stupidly fat shit in a bush before? There’s not even toilet paper around, you’ll have to use dry leaves that crumble in your hands. I’m still traumatised.
Stupid fat bush shit.
Where’s the logical fallacy? Sure, there’s a fair bit of prejudice and generalisation-based discrimination against men in this comic, but no logical fallacies as far as I can see. Perhaps you could help me spot it in this comic?
And I’ve personally become accustomed to being called a slut for not wanting random hookups with men while online dating, so it’s not about logic anyways.
Humans mostly use one of two types of defecation postures to defecate: squatting and sitting.
I present to you
Squitting.
Edit: Pooping is more enjoyable when you pull down your pants but AI doesn’t know.
This is a slippery slope, what’s next? Belgians?!
Finland: “Goat”
Me: What?!
Finland: “A picture of Christmas goat and his wife:”
Me:
Source https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joulupukki