Forces them to work non-stop over a 24 hour period across the entire planet

lol … As a brown skinned Indigenous person … I only ever understood ‘White Christmas’ to mean one thing … a Christmas so opulent and wealthy that only white people could enjoy it.

Really neat idea … which makes you wonder as well how we would see things we found in the universe … either as radio signals or pulses of energy. All we would understand is that they were pulses or repeated patterns, when they may probably be actual information transmissions that we just don’t understand and can’t possibly comprehend until we had developed intellectually a lot more than where we are now.

My ancestors did that with these clowns for the first few hundred years and it reduced the population by 80 percent!

Choose not a life of imitation
Distant cousin to the reservation

This also keeps it safe from thrown beer bottles

You need two more limbs … and about 50 eyes

Joseph: … yeah Mary … immaculate conception … sure … I’ll be home late … gotta fill out that census … still gotta list myself as the “father”

I get what you mean … but what I meant was that his stupidity is consistently moronic

My palace burnt down … who are you again? … and where am I?

It was already established that he is a traitor … the real traitor now is the American public … the country, its government, its leaders are to blame for the stupidity of keeping this person in power and either doing nothing or barely anything against it all.

If a democrat had done any of the stuff that this orange ape had said or done, the whole country would have stopped … but America is so dumb and beholden to this mango idiot that they won’t do anything about it all.

… but instead, Trump lives to an extremely long life and he is elected to a third term even though he isn’t supposed to but they do it any way because America is a big fat dumb idiot.

As cute looking as they are … squirrels are known to be omnivorous … meaning they do eat meat and can hunt smaller animals. This is like watching a bear next to a wolf … if the bear had the chance, it would attack the wolf and eat it.

Two years ago I swapped out my old incandescent Christmas tree lights for LED ones. My wife likes seeing lots of lights in the tree so over the years, I had kept adding lights over time, by the time I last used the incandescent ones, I had about 500 lights for small 6 foot tree … it looked great and I had kept patching, fixing and repairing all the lines over time. When I finally took them out the last time, there were enough questionable connections, lights, loose connections, semi bare wires that if I had used them any longer, I probably would have burnt my house down.

Now I have 600 LED lights on my tree … it’s not as temperature warm as it used to … uses about a tenth of the electricity and it looks great … and it is less likely to burn my house down.

First Contact when Zefram Cochrane is greeted by the Vulcans … (there was a bit of drinking involved)

… and that’s why we never heard of this Star Wars character ever again … she froze death on the planet Hoth before reaching the first marker and her body and tautaun were never found.

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to you and your family

A real tree (less so a plastic one) is like having a jerry can of gasoline in your living room … then you decorate it with cheap electrical wiring that might cause a spark … then drape it all with bits and pieces of plastic.