Soft white bread? Nobody but rich upper class people could afford soft white bread until well past the industrial revolution.

That’s also a pretty large roasted bird that’s being eaten in complete absence of stew.

Sadness is wanting to find problems in everything. I suggest a mirror.

So far so predictable.

Maybe if you keep rushing windmills long enough, or write an even bigger paragraph, perhaps the problems will become real.

Ah, I was wondering how long it would take for the first pretentious white knight to appear.

Longer than I expected.

What will happen is that Americans will completely ignore this until a president of the opposite party gets elected and is left trying to fix this crap. Then suddenly it’s like “look how incompetent this party is! We’re so in debt right now!”.

Would that include code and assets generated for AAA games?

You have ads?

Not even push to talk!? What the fuq?

Trying to make excuses for Elon’s double Nazi salut. It was a family member.

No! How dare they add useful features! Why won’t give they give MY shitty online game store a chance by not providing customers with useful tools!? This is so unfair! I gotta sue them!

So we’re just going to ignore all the women in STEM then? OK…

You know, dumb comics like these do more to undermine achievements than actual problems.

Yeah, so, “most users” won’t have to post video selfies or their ID, but you’ll still have to accept active spyware feeding information to an AI model that checks all your activity.

This is still equally as bad.

locally-saved episodes and movies

YARR!

People forget to eat their food while they watch something?

Build bicycle infrastructure.

Palantir. The network of seeing stones infamously compromised by just one bad actor. Drove a man completely mad with depression and doomsaying.

Yes, let’s name our security surveillance company after it.

The funniest thing is a security company called “Palantir”. If they had actually read the books they’d know how ironic that name is… Or ironically on point.

Have you considered self hosting Matrix?

But… But… They pinky promise it’s all secure, and that they won’t hold any of your data! You can’t trust a pinky promise? You monster!

Fresh radishes are very tasty. I like them better as a planty snack than carrots.