Read: “Make sure the proles can’t do this to us in turn after we do the exact thing we accused democrats of doing, steal an election”

Midterms/2028 are gonna be fun, I can just tell.

In other late-breaking news, fire is hot.

“sorry, I don’t get paid to think, I don’t make the laws, I just voluntarily signed up to enthusiastically and brutally enforce them” says the average ICE goon while tearing said document in two.

If you want to make them think a bit, being armed will certainly give them pause for thought.

If you don’t already own a firearm, I strongly suggest now is the time to obtain one (rifle, shotgun, or a nice full-size pistol with a brace) for your family’s safety. I would also suggest getting pepperspray, a taser, or a small-caliber handgun (.380 would be good) for your wife.

As I recall the documents only said he was present during the baby’s murder.

We can still call him a child rapist and an accomplice to baby murder, but I don’t recall reading anywhere that he committed the infanticide himself. If you do, I’d love to see it – and if not, I think we can call him enough reprehensible things truthfully that we don’t need to start making shit up.

So far. There’s time yet for more.

President’s name was mentioned in some documents part of Tuesday’s release but did not implicate him in any crimes

I’m sorry, are we not counting two rapes and complicity in infanticide to be crimes, now?

Your job is to have sex with prisoners?

… Elaborate on that, please.

Nazis? Supporting antisemitism? Say it ain’t so! I suppose next you’ll tell me water is wet, the sky is blue, and Donald Trump’s a child rapist!

part of me wants to believe somewhere down the line, days, weeks, months, years – they’ll have a sudden realization in the shower or before bed, and never stop cringing internally

the more realistic part of me knows in my heart that that moment may never come without being gently prodded towards it.

my headcanon, ruined!

that may be, but the headcanon of someone going “no, actually, I have communed and become one with the beetles and they are totally chill” is funnier to me

We know what you’re thinking but this does not want to kill you

Says who? Maybe it desperately wants to but mother nature simply hasn’t given it a mechanism for doing so. Yet.

edit: who is the one downvote – do you know something we don’t? are you the beetle whisperer? I want to hear this dissent more than you could know.

I have this user tagged as a “fucking loon”, I believe this is them sober. Check their post history.

well, there is an option for “raw media download”, so I’m assuming turning that on will get you the .ogg files you seek if that’s important to you. I honestly don’t care that much as 320kbps .mp3s sound as good as anything else to me.

don’t ask me, I don’t know specifically how it works. I just know with a premium spotify account it’ll give you 320kbps mp3s, without, you’re limited to 128kbps. Sets the album artwork and the tags automatically, it’s great.

try OnTheSpot.

that is because this meaningless platitude is supposed to statistically be applicable to most people, it does not actually guarantee squat.

In other words, hope and pray you’re in the majority.