Meesa gonna go wit talkin like Jar Jar, betcha betcha. Nobody understands a damn thing I say anyway.
Capt. Wolf
Perpetually tired mental health counselor, sometimes retro game streamer, comedian, Mensan, coffee connoisseur, bacon lover, chronic pain survivor, nefarious pirate, and generally all-round nice dude…
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Capt. Wolf@lemmy.worldto Vinyl and LPs - Analogue Music Goodness@lemmy.world•Red Vox - ForgetterEnglish4·4 days agoTry an acrylic turntable mat. Should keep it nice and flat and stabilized.
Capt. Wolf@lemmy.worldto World News@lemmy.world•‘Putin’s rapists cannot be pardoned. How would I tell the women?’ - Trump’s peace plan includes an amnesty for actions during the war, but victims in Ukraine urging Britain to support prosecutionsEnglish17·5 days agoOf course he wants to protect the rapists… Trump protects his own.
Capt. Wolf@lemmy.worldto politics @lemmy.world•Trump-appointed board renames Kennedy Center to 'Trump Kennedy Center'40·10 days agoAnd hopefully, when he dies, he’s not allowed to lay in state, but instead is shoveled out with the rest of the toxic trash. We already have his epitaph ready.
Yeah, I got you! I got this on camera!
Capt. Wolf@lemmy.worldto RetroGaming@lemmy.world•id Software released its first game 35 years ago today, John Carmack’s breakthrough side-scroller engine — Commander Keen title brought smooth scrolling to PCsEnglish31·12 days agoRemembering this on our old CGA PC… I’d have to sneak out into the garage to steal time when my dad wasn’t using it.
I never realized this is where I got my thing for bright pink, cyan, and white… Even playing through Starfield, my ship was those colors. Next time I play it I’m gonna have to make a Bean-with-Bacon Megarocket.
Capt. Wolf@lemmy.worldto News@lemmy.world•Trump baselessly says Rob Reiner died because he was anti-Trump, politicizing the director's killing6·12 days agoWhat’s most concerning is the message this sends his supporters… It’s totally alright to murder people who are “bad for the country.” Very sad, yes, but totally deserved because he had TDS…
I did… It’s literally everywhere! I think I hurt my back. You’ll be hearing from my lawyer!
Capt. Wolf@lemmy.worldto Games@lemmy.world•Capcom Looks to Grow Mega Man, Ace Attorney, Devil May Cry with New ProjectsEnglish6·19 days agoAs a big middle finger, they’ll make a minigame collection starring Bon and no other Legends characters.
Capt. Wolf@lemmy.worldto News@lemmy.world•Scientists Link Popular Sugar Substitute to Liver Disease371·21 days agoBut if they just put it in the title, people won’t click and get bombarded with ads! Think of the big corporations!
Capt. Wolf@lemmy.worldto News@lemmy.world•Sabrina Carpenter, Franklin the Turtle publisher condemn the Trump administration's use of their work on social media12·25 days agoYeah, first rule of a lawsuit, don’t fucking talk to anybody. Don’t give the defense anything to defend with.
Exactly, always strain out. Chunks mean rot and mold.
Don’t let your dreams be dreams! Infusing scents should be as easy as soaking the aromatic you want in a carrier oil for a while and then mixing it with a wax!
Just… Don’t yell at me if you don’t get your apartment’s deposit back.
Capt. Wolf@lemmy.worldto News@lemmy.world•TSA announces $45 fee for travelers with no REAL ID4·26 days agoSame, I’ve been renewing online for the past 12 years. This year I had to go in and they gave me a hard time over my points. Apparently you can’t have more than one letter from the same government agency. I had 2 from the DMV and was like, “This is literally you guys! Two separate forms. Two separate dates! You don’t trust yourselves enough to get it right more than once!? Like, trust me dude, nobody’s going to the DMV pretending to be me. No sane person would put themselves through that torture just to steal my identity… Nobody wants to be me, it doesn’t come with a whole lot of perks.”
Thankfully, I just had my passport renewed, so I said screw it and got my regular one.
Capt. Wolf@lemmy.worldto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Choose wisely: Chocolate that taste like shit or Shit that taste like chocolate15·26 days agoAs an American, we already have that… It’s called Hershey’s.
Capt. Wolf@lemmy.worldto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Trump's Deepest Thoughts and Considerations8·27 days agoIt’s not in his mouth yet
Tomorrow, Trump suddenly develops an inexplicable, intense dislike for Namibia…
Capt. Wolf@lemmy.worldto RetroGaming@lemmy.world•What are your favourite ps2 multiplayer games?English3·1 month agoSOCOM kicked ass. One of my first miked experiences. Nothing more fun than sniping people in their spawn with an m4 in the jungle map and then hearing people whine that you’re cheating after. “Stop sticking your head out of the gap in the middle of spawn and I won’t shoot it.” Paintball in the oil rig warehouse… Shotgun duels on the roof of the desert map… Good times
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