So a long time ago I used to hang around… We’ll call them a very unsavory crowd. One of the people in this crowd was a very chill person who just so happened to run a cartel storehouse. His basement was floor to ceiling crates of guns, ammo, grenades, whatever you can think of marked us army. It was like something out of a movie.

I’m quite certain that none of that was smuggled into the US

I suppose your username checks out!

I thought two blinks was thank you? Are you telling me I’ve been going around apologizing to people for letting me in?

I believe that the unc slang that the kids are using these days is actually uncool abbreviated. Regardless of it’s resemblance to uncle.

I think they may have already tried several times just that they’re so far detached from reality that they false flagged things nobody really cares about. Like Charlie Kirk, faking that assassination attempt on trump, I think there was a xitter hack they tried to make a hullabaloo about…

Fill a mannequin with tannerite and screws and put it near your front door. Stick a gun in it’s hand or a good looking airsoft gun. Dress it up so it isn’t obviously a mannequin.

Boom problem solved.

I thought it had a pretty even pace

This is literally from the videos going around. I believe it’s from the one a girl posted?

I prefer funionburger but it’s okay to be different.

Yeah but this was funnier

I got it and I was really excited to play it but I’m not sure if my microphone is working? It kinda led to me running around yelling “CAN YOU HEAR ME?! CAAAAN YOU HEAR ME? I’m not sure about my microphone let me see… CAN YOU HEAR WHAT I’M SAYING?!” Constantly while people stared then I’d aggro the strongest arc I saw and die so I could go back to the settings and try something else…

Also I don’t have very many friends who play that kind of game so…

You just have to blow it through a folded up rag usually… Otherwise, do you think an addict would stop just because it tastes bad?

Maybe cyberpunk shouldn’t be abbreviated…

Yeah that! I didn’t realize that the false flag was confirmed though. Was trying to stay semi factual lol

Isn’t that like almost exactly how USA got involved in the Vietnam war? They parked a ship just in provocation range then bombed the ever living hell out of the general area when they tried to defend themselves?

Swallowing a cube doesn’t have quite the same ring to it as swallowing a square though!

I call it swallowing a square because that’s what it feels like to me.

I wasn’t repetitively screened in school for a lack of a head.

She’s managed to clothe herself in a way, clearly the scoliosis is the bigger threat here.

I ran out of toilet paper a very very long time ago my friend. I live alone. I’m sure I’ll figure it out after this next run.

Poor girl has the scoliosis really bad… That’s probably going to need surgery or something. Sounds expensive.