“Be the cause for a cryptid entry on Wikipedia” is something I didn’t realize was on my bucket list until now
What are those ‘leg extension’ things called? I could find all sorts of uses for them. Krampus? Faun?
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It would probably be safer to use one of those digitigrade leg stilts some cosplayers use.
By cosplayers, I mean mostly furries.
This is hilarious but I feel like I’d end up faceplanting from 8’ in the air and nobody would find me until dawn
Those things look horribly uncomfortable to run on.
Indeed, I think they might be good for sprinting (and jumps!), not the usual long distance running
Hey, you. You’re finally awake.
At a minimum, don’t do this during any hunting season.
In some places in the states, thats never. Its always kill o’clock
That is 100% true. Many states have open carry with idiots just itching for an excuse to shoot at something.
so here’s the thing.
my neighbors know me. they know my brand. they’d just roll their eyes.
I’m there with you. Where I live, I’d probably bump into at least one other person doing the same.
Man I want to live wherever the fuck you guys are at. I have nothing but MAGAts and stray cat breeders around me.
Favorite part about bicycling is when it gets cold, and you get to wear all your cool warm, form-fitting stuff. Basically turn into a bike-ninja. Full mobility with basically zero skin exposed. I feel just like Snake Eyes from G.I. Joe