They then got up to the doors for Melania and the Easter Bunny said, “Tickets please…” and the man searched his pockets but couldn’t find his tickets.

And the thousands or whatever made up, bullshit claims of people started yelling, “Hurry up!” “We want to see the movie!!”

Suddenly the person behind the man got impatient, pulled out a gun and shot the man.

Just make them all presidents at this point.

Are ya winning yet Donny?

Private Police in action paid for by the taxpayer.

Having a worm drive your thoughts does tho…

Ubisoft: Money > People

That’s that copilot code at work!

Who the fuck is this circumcised penis with hair and teeth?

Exactly what you would call ‘deserving of a peace prize’…

And the child that caused all of this thinks he deserves a prize for bringing peace.

So, chemical warfare? Isn’t that illegal?

If you’re not MAGA, you’re an immigrant.

There is no longer any justice in America.

I mean that’s cool and all but what about my Dell Max Pro Max?

B-b-but I thought it wasn’t about unions…

If you sprinkle when you tinkle, please be neat and wipe the seat.

So if Mozilla is turning into mozzarella, what’s the best next alternative?

This is America.

Hanwell Kebab

One of them are wolves in sheep clothing. The other are just wolves, period.