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  • 2decktoFuturama Favourite Professor line?
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    4 months ago

    Leela: Uh, Professor, are we even allowed in the Forbidden Zone?

    Prof. Farnsworth: Why, of course! It’s just a name! Like the Death Zone or the Zone of No Return. All the zones have names like that in the Galaxy of Terror!




  • 2decktoProgrammer Humor@programming.devduh-dum.
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    4 months ago

    I remember SLAs including ‘five nines’ ensurances. That meant 99.999% uptime or an allowance of 26 seconds of downtime a month. That would be unheard of nowadays because no cloud provider can ensure that they will have that uptime.


  • 2decktoMicroblog MemesTechnological devolution
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    4 months ago

    Yeah. Overshoot then overcorrect, then overshoot again. Only we’ve got our priorities skewed and now we’re tuning using ‘engagement metrics’. Numbers representing human happiness and contentment just aren’t important in the face of capital.