You know for a movie about clones, other planets, morality, aliens, and a decent amount of politics….you learn a more freaky sex positions than one would expect for such a film, and yet NOT with an alien. Although I will say they did land making an alien both cute and weird.

Oh wow, this is a decent movie with a rather odd pacing but I think this is neat- WHAT IN THE MISSION IMPOSSIBLE WAS THAT WEIRD ASS MONTAGE WHAT AN ABSOLUTE- oh hey a bottle of wine in the truck, neat!

R. KELLY YOURE A SPY?!

And then she didn’t make the team

Womp womp

So what ur telling me is that this movie goes on about THREE PLOTLINES WITH DOGS,

JUST PICK ONE
ITS NOT HARD

OH, THIS GUY GETS THIS EGO DRIVEN CHICK WHEN HES BARELY IN THIS MOVIE?!

WE ARE **FUCKED** AS A SOCIETY.................

If you told me the entire plot was just a girl trying to get a period for over an hour I would've backed out sooner.

OH MY GOD DO YOU WANT HENRY OR SAM AS THE SPY, PICK ONE AND STOP MAKING ME NAUSCIOUS ALREADY...

Mr. Ant-
*shed collapses on them from the sky*

I would rather watch Martha Speaks

MMMMMMMMM MONKEY

Also SHE WAS A CHILD THAT WHOLE TIME?! WTF YUTA!

This was a bum bitty bitty out of bitty bum bum, was definitely an Adam Sandler movie.

Listen, you try and make a better Elvis aesthetic than this movie, I bet you cant! You do better!