Ethan Colburn

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Favorite films

  • Harold and Maude
  • Moonrise Kingdom
  • Sullivan's Travels
  • The Young Girls of Rochefort

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  • Black Bag

    ★★★★

  • Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1

    ★★★½

  • Frenzy

    ★★★★

  • Mickey 17

    ★★

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  • Intolerable Cruelty

    Intolerable Cruelty

    ★★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  • Cats

    Cats

    I was feeling shitty this morning so I rewatched Cats.

    More like I was feeling numb. Like I felt like if I watched anything that I loved, it wouldn't have the same emotional effect.

    If you are someone who hasn't seen this movie because of how horrible the reviews are, I beg you to reconsider. This might be the most unique experience you can have with any film. I can't describe the feeling of disgust and wonder that this film…

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  • Black Bag

    Black Bag

    ★★★★

    Fun and silly and very talky, it’s a very different kind of spy movie than I’m used to.

    Fassbender plays a continuation of his character from The Killer opposite an equally cold Cate Blanchett and a really hot supporting cast. The tech is a bit ridiculous but ultimately is there to just service an interpersonal story about extremely hot narcissists. 

    It’s a whodunnit where the dunnit is espionage. It’s quite enjoyable and a tight 90 minutes!

  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

    ★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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  • The Godfather

    The Godfather

    ★★★★★

    Leave the gun, take the cannoli

  • The Texas Chain Saw Massacre

    The Texas Chain Saw Massacre

    ★★★★

    You may see it as a story of teenagers being dismembered by a chain saw killer but I see it as a like minded family trying to give their ailing grandfather one last shot to do the thing he loves best ❤️