At least the 10th time I've seen this.
My first houseguest since Covid, we're both vaxxed, recognized this Feature Films for Families VHS on my shelf. We mixed some bourbon and ginger ales (Horses necks? Presbyterians?) and settled in for this VHS marvel, projected larger than life on my living room wall. Sort of a summer bible camp reunion MST3K. Evangelical conservative childhoods are pretty uniform, at least as far as cinema is concerned.
Highlights:
A fight with literal horseshit. RICH KIDS ARE JERKS.
Earlier fight. slot machine jackpot. Joy Division T-shirt under homemade cardigan. Why are these punks in Idaho?
Landing a Cessna on the highway in front of a bus. Inspiration for SPEED?
Grand theft auto: three counts.…