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Favorite films

  • The White Dove
  • The Adventures of Goopy and Bagha
  • The Eccentrics
  • Dawn of a New Day

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  • Bright Future

    ★★★

  • The Flame of New Orleans

    ★★★½

  • Night Must Fall

    ★★★½

  • The Princess Comes Across

    ★★

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  • An Angel from Texas

    An Angel from Texas

    ★★★

    Concludes with the single most satisfying shot in the American cinematic canon:

    A lengthy close-up of Ronald Reagan's face being repeatedly pummeled like it were a speed bag, while Jane Wyman jumps up and down, clapping with glee as she enthusiastically cheers on the violence

    The most convincing piece of evidence I have to my argument that Jane was an actor ahead of her time

  • Stagecoach Kid

    Stagecoach Kid

    ★★½

    I’m in love with the Jeff Donnell aesthetic:

    - Born in a boy’s reformatory
    - Legally changing your name from Jean Marie to ‘Jeff’
    - Making a career out of playing rowdy tomboys, confident servicewomen, and spirited cowgirls
    - Having clearly so, SO much fun crossdressing (and totally rocks her Stetson and spurs)
    - Is obviously so much more confident and comfortable playing ‘Jesse’ than ‘Jessie’
    - Proceeds to sulk the rest of the movie when forced back into a…

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  • The Tale of the Fox

    The Tale of the Fox

    ★★★★

    The question of how to spend father-daughter time:

    Most Dads: Go to the park, watch a movie, go biking, build a dollhouse, have a tea party.

    Starevich: Create an animated feature of a selfish anarchist asshole taking on a corrupt authoritarian military state filled with adultery, public executions, assassination conspiracies, mutilation, inefficient bureaucracies, murder, religious sacrilege, and questions about the afterlife

  • Macao

    Macao

    ★★★½

    The Gloria Grahame Dilemma:

    - Being strong-armed into a film that will single-handedly derail your entire career
    - Being directed by your ex-husband who hates your guts
    - Being given a character with no consistent motivation, characterization, or development
    - Being given a role that is intentionally trying to make you look unattractive by comparing you to the 'prettier' Jane Russell (spoilers, it backfires)
    - Having to deal with Robert Mitchum and Jane Russell making up their own lines because…