Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  End of Days 1999

  ★★★½ Rewatched 14 Sep 2021 2

  nothing quite captures the vibe of 1999 like Satan having a body horror threesome with a mother and daughter set to Limp Bizkit

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  Blue Collar 1978

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 18 Apr 2018 3

  Not only Schrader's best film but has the honor of being the only film to feature a dildo fight between Harvey Keitel and Richard Pryor.

Recent reviews

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  Locked 2025

  ★★★ Watched 22 Mar 2025

  unexpectedly nasty mash-up of Saw and Christine that mixes hamfisted social commentary with exploitation gimmickry and a vicious (and often hilarious) Anthony Hopkins performance — Mr. Beast will probably watch this and think it’s a good idea for a reality show

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  The Valiant Ones 1975

  ★★★★ Watched 22 Mar 2025 2

  proof that even lesser (you know, compared to Dragon Inn and Touch of Zen) King Hu is still some of the best action cinema you’ll ever see — the final twenty minutes here, an impeccably paced flurry of swordplay, explosions and acrobatics, all set in a lush forest, is what the movies were made for; I wish that I could see this on the biggest screen possible

Popular reviews

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  A Real Pain 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 19 Nov 2024 19

  “my pain is unexceptional, so I don’t feel the need to burden everyone with it” is the realist shit I’ve heard all year — everyone in this is fantastic

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  The Banshees of Inisherin 2022

  ★★★★ Watched 14 Dec 2022 19

  as a dull person, this hit close to home