Not an entirely successful film, but damn, the land race sequence is gorgeous. 800 extras, 400 horses, and 200 wagons.
We used to make MOVIES!
Not an entirely successful film, but damn, the land race sequence is gorgeous. 800 extras, 400 horses, and 200 wagons.
We used to make MOVIES!
A famous, secretive artist hasn’t been seen in years and then suddenly emerges, inviting a select group of people to his home where a bunch of weird shit happens, and the annoying guests are slowly picked off one by one?
I thought we agreed on no more Willy Wonka movies, guys.
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Men will literally cut their fingers off before going to therapy.
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
Here's the thing: this movie is ABSURD. Let's start at the beginning.
-Dennis Quaid and Natasha Richardson (Nick and Elizabeth) meet on a cruise ship and get married after only a few days because common sense.
-It seems that Elizabeth moves from her hometown of London, England, to Napa, California to be with Nick. Sure, whatever, Napa is cool. Wine and stuff.
-They are married for an unspecified length of time and then have twin girls named Hallie and Annie…