The Horror of Marna Larsen

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Favorite films

  • House
  • Messiah of Evil
  • Possibly in Michigan
  • Sole Survivor

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  • The Computer Wore Tennis Shoes

    ★★★

  • The Strongest Man in the World

    ★★

  • Mr. Magoo

  • Deadstream

    ★★★★★

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  • Critters

    Critters

    ★★★★★

    So...this may sound like midlife crisis crazy talk, but I've had it with here/where my life is at right now, and so I've come to a very important decision on where my journey is taking me:

    Grovers Bend, Kansas.

    I am serious. It looks amazing. I want E.T's mom to be my mom. I wouldn't even mind having to live on a farm because I would have an awkward Billy Zane to tell me about what life is like in…

  • Messiah of Evil

    Messiah of Evil

    ★★★★★

    The plot, what little there is of one, is very Lovecraftian - endless flight through a seaside town, followers of an obscure sect pursuing you even in your sleep, locked up safe in your motel. But there's an overriding voice that is reminiscent of Shirley Jackson - events taking on intimate, sinister undertones that echo and echo through claustrophobic domesticity just starting to sprawl out into a post-war infinity.

    Here, we arrive at that same gas station twenty some odd…

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  • The Computer Wore Tennis Shoes

    The Computer Wore Tennis Shoes

    ★★★

    Yelling at your evil henchman when u have crashed into a field & then snapping stfu at a nearby cow for mooing just encapsulates this entire Disney era perfectly...

    (also the theme song is literally insane to anyone without much awareness of 1969 as a year/ state of being)

  • The Strongest Man in the World

    The Strongest Man in the World

    ★★

    ...actually find Disney's lack of identity in the 70s kinda oddly endearing??

    Also there are days when u need to watch Kurt Russell in the dumbest movie anyone has ever thought of in the dumbest trilogy that has ever existed

    (just assuming I can watch these completely out of order & it won't matter even slightly just, i really need something that does not matter in the slightest no weight on or denting of reality

    ...like someone asked me to watch…

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  • What Ever Happened to Baby Jane?

    What Ever Happened to Baby Jane?

    ★★★★★

    Twirling around and around in a pretty white dress with strawberry ice cream at the beach is exactly how i want to finally lose all touch with reality

  • I Know What You Did Last Summer

    I Know What You Did Last Summer

    ★★★★★

    Ok, everyone just calm down. All we need to do is find the one person in this New England fishing town who owns a slicker.