Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 2023

  ★★★½ Watched 08 May 2023 35

  THEY DID IT, MARVEL MADE A MOVIE THIS TIME, THEY LEARNED FROM SPIDER-MAN 3

  I know my rating won't reflect my enjoyment here but man, I'm actually surprised how great it was. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH SILVER? Seriously what the hell, THAT WAS AN AWESOME FUCKING MOVIE! 

  
  Not perfect and the weakest of the bunch but there are plenty of great stuff here, it excels in emotion here as well. I'd love to review this but there is…

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  Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania 2023

  ½ Added 44

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

Recent reviews

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  Transformers: Age of Extinction 2014

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 12 Mar 2025 1

  That part where shane plays “bloodroots” with tessa was WILD

  That scene where bumblebee steals an illegal copy of Micky and Nicky was crazy too

  This is not a real movie

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  Transformers 2007

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 09 Mar 2025 2

  I wouldn’t say “we’re so fucking back” for anything but like.

Popular reviews

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  Van Helsing 2004

  ★★★★ Rewatched 14 Feb 2022 4

  This film is fun, you guys are just mean

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  Chicken Little 2005

  ½ Watched 17 Aug 2022 24

  Chicken little caused more property damage in the first 5 minutes than superman ever did in man of steel