Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  The Simpsons Movie 2007

  ★★½ Rewatched 29 Jul 2024 4

  The Simpsons Movie is something I've had a very complicated relationship with over the years, not that I've ever HATED it or anything but it's a movie that has a lot going both for it and against it all at the same time. It inherently was going to be kinda stunted from the beginning I think, the show's best years were long behind it and in my more Simpsons brainrotted eyes it was always going to live in the shadows…

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  Get Out 2017

  ★★★★★ Watched 10 Aug 2022 11

  They unplugged his phone!

Recent reviews

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  Box Car Blues 1930

  ★★½ Watched 18 Mar 2025 1

  “Hi guys my name’s Ko, I’m gonna be your boss!”
  “Well nice to meet me Boss, Ko!”
  “Hold on….”

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  The Booze Hangs High 1930

  ★★½ Watched 18 Mar 2025

  I mean it's alright like overrated asf imo!

Popular reviews

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  A Troll in Central Park 1994

  ½ Watched 16 Dec 2022 18

  I hate that fucking troll. I hate that troll's stupid fucking face. I hate his stupid fucking nose. I hate his stupid fucking hair. I hate his dumbass smile and his dumbass thumb and his dumbass kid friends who probably watch shit like Unbreakable in there spare time. Especially his stupid GRASS powers. Bro really wants to make the entire world grass and it's a happy ending when he makes the town all grass. Why is he so pro grass???????…

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  Going Overboard 1989

  ★½ Watched 07 Mar 2022 2

  Unironically had better meta commentary then The Matrix Ressurections.