James (Schaffrillas)

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I talk about the giant shiny coconut crab from Moana for a living

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Favorite films

  • Whiplash
  • Lady Bird
  • Whisper of the Heart
  • The Tale of The Princess Kaguya

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  • The Whale

    ★

  • The Match-Stick Flame 2: Lunada Bay

    ★★½

  • Aqua

    ★★★½

  • The Eyes of Tammy Faye

    ★★★½

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  • The Whale

    The Whale 2022

    ★ Watched 19 Mar 2025 1

    Knew I was in for a bad time when the opening credits were dark blue on a black background

  • The Match-Stick Flame 2: Lunada Bay

    The Match-Stick Flame 2: Lunada Bay 2023

    ★★½ Watched 15 Mar 2025

    I cried at the end. I think. Honestly it's all just kind of a blur

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  • The Holdovers

    The Holdovers 2023

    ★★★★★ Watched 26 Nov 2023

    There's a handshake in this that feels more overwhelmingly warm and emotional than most hugs I've seen in movies

  • Emilia Pérez

    Emilia Pérez 2024

    ★½ Watched 06 Jan 2025

    Impressive! A musical with zero (0) good songs!

    If Selena Gomez gets nominated for an Oscar for this performance I am keying the Academy's cars

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