Believe it or not, there's this math teacher at my school who's name is Ms. Parker. It's hard to even describe just how funny it was when one of us would pop into class every now and then for no reason and say "Hey Ms. Parker! You gonna let me FUCK you Ms. Parker?" Her exact reaction everytime was nearly priceless "WHAT! What was that?"

Yeah I know; we're all assholes in the States.