340+ Funny Jokes For Friends To Make Them Laugh

Funny Jokes For Friends: In This Post, Funniest & Laughful Jokes In English For Friends Tell Them To Make Them Laugh With Images


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We’ll be friends forever because???????? you already know too much.

Only real friends tell you???????? when your face is dirty.

There is nothing better than a???????? friend… unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

If you have friends as weird as???????? you, then you have everything.

Friends buy you lunch????????. Best friends, eat your lunch.

Good friends don’t let you ????????do stupid things …alone.

What did the hat say to the scarf????????? You hang around, and I’ll go ahead.

Why do people say “break a leg”???????? when you go on stage? Every play has a cast.

Why does Waldo wear stripes????????? He doesn’t want to be spotted.

What do elves learn in school????????? The elf-abet.

Why did the golfer bring an ????????extra pair of pants? In case he got a hole in one.

What did the policeman say to his???????? belly button? You’re under a vest.

What kind of music do planets???????? like? Neptunes.

Why are there gates surrounding???????? cemeteries? People are dying to get in.

What do you call a factory that ????????sells good products? A satis-factory.

What do lawyers wear to court????????? Lawsuits.

What does the letter “p” in???????? Facebook stand for? Privacy!

How will you know if someone???????? does not have Facebook? They will tell you.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because???????? 7 ate 9!

You can’t trust atoms????????. They make up everything!

What has four wheels and flies????????? Garbage truck

What do you call an elephant???????? that doesn’t matter? An irrelephant.

Dad, can you put my shoes on? ????????No, I don’t think they’ll fit me.

Where did Napoleon keep ????????his armies? In his sleevies.

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