So… the Unicorn mount you get as a reward from the WHM stuff.

Haurchefant is clearly a little too enamoured with horses, and the symbol of his house in particular. He’s also clearly very infatuated with the Warrior of Light. Consider: Haurchefant is exactly the kind of freak who’d enjoy watching the WHM!WoL (whim-wol? wheem-wol?) cavort with the noble creature whose symbol is on his shield. Sexually.

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