AU: The Seventh Dawn is a team of vampire researchers turned vampire hunters vs. vampire!Ascians.

(I’m more interested in the Scion NPCs than the WOL, personally.)

Urianger getting fucked silly while pregnant. Can be b/c he’s trans, mpreg, [omegaverse], etc. Doesn’t have to be with the other parent. Can be any stage of pregnancy, although the baby itself should not be an active participant LOL - it’s more about the pregnancy than the baby itself for me

(BP for lactation kink)

Not really spoilery - Thancred covering Urianger’s mouth as he fucks him while Koana sleeps or studies across the campfire. Very “parents trying to get some alone time while the kid sleeps.” Quiet semi-public risky outdoor sex because they can’t keep their hands off each other even while on the clock.

Mild spoilers up to level 92

You know, somewhere in between 1.0 and ARR, someone must have gone and told the Leveilleur household about Louisoix’ passing, and Urianger seems like he might have been close enough to be the one to do so. Let’s have some angst.

Ideas:

• Forchenault filled with repressed grief, anger and resentment, definitely not helping Urianger

• Little Alisae and Alphinaud storming in, greeting Urianger and asking news, clever enough to realize something bad has happened

• The irony that as far as anyone knows at this stage, Louisoix died in vain, since the Phoenix thing is not known.

• Ameliance there to be help, but focused on her own family

• Moenbryda to be there for support afterwards?

Urianger realizes while living in Il Mheg that she’d be happier as a woman. Thancred discovers that while he did find shy!m!Urianger attractive, confident!f!Urianger is exactly his Type - very smart, very powerful, very tall, and beautiful in a striking sort of way rather than girl-next-door-pretty. It’s not quite that he’s attracted to her trans-ness specifically, more that the Venn diagram of her post-transition appearance/demeanor and Thancred’s idea of ideal female beauty are, like, a circle.

Not looking for him to be pushy/creepy/chaser-y about it; in fact, bonus points for him making a concerted effort to treat her the same as before because he doesn’t want to wig her out or make her think that he’s only or overly interested in her looks. Maybe the truth emerges when she asks if he (still?) finds her attractive, maybe he develops a habit of getting distracted when she tries to talk to him, maybe he starts coming embarrassingly fast when they have sex, your pick.

[…]

I just want all three of them to be all not having a great time.

And then fuck to try and forget about it. Everyone is hurting and they’re trying to be comfort to one another but with mixed results.

Possible directions not limited to:

-Moenbryda is allowed to live again for one night

-weird ghost sex in the aetherial sea

-Moenbryda lives AU, and they’re all angsty about completely unrelated things

Even including the hellish hormone soup that is Elezen puberty, Urianger has never had much of an interest in sex or romance. Until now, that is. Luckily for him, he has a (very) experienced partner(s) to show him the ropes.

Aiming for less “blushing virgin” and more “body-shy adult who’s just never gotten around to it.” Bonus points for humor, mild to moderate awkwardness, and well laid plans going awry in ways that are satisfactory for all involved but nevertheless realistically imperfect.

Slight preference for post-ShB appearances and characterization but any time post ARR is fine too. Feel free to make Moenbryda alive much later in the timeline than canon with as little explanation or justification as you like.

I had a dream where I was browsing Twitter and one of the posts I saw was porn of Moenbryda giving Urianger an enema and then fucking him with a strap-on while still full.

No, I don’t know why my dream was this specific Yes, I am horrified that I was dreaming about Twitter in this level of detail.

[…]

Moenbryda went through puberty in her teens, on the usual time scale. She’s been into Urianger for a while, but he hasn’t been able to respond in kind, although he certainly loves her very much. …Until he finally hits his twentieth summer and starts his growth spurt. Suddenly he’s clumsy and perpetually hungry as he grows, and ungodly horny as the hormones finally kick in. Meanwhile, Moen has been waiting five years for him to catch up with her…

Do you see where I’m going with this? Show me a time period when these two were fucking like rabbits every time they got the slightest hint of privacy. Moenbryda is always ready to throw caution to the wind, and Urianger, developing drama nerd that he is, kind of gets off on the idea that someone might find them. Up to you whether someone actually does catch them at it, or they’re just kinking on the threat/the need to keep quiet.

Due to either a handy plot reason or specifically for monsterfucker reasons, Urianger summoned Fatebreaker. It’s physically the same, but instead of based around Ryne’s complicated feelings about her fathers it’s Urianger’s complicated need for a daddy. Maybe he’s too shy to ask Thancred out, maybe he’s dating Thancred but still isn’t quite getting what he wants, maybe he hasn’t even realized his own feelings yet.

Either way, the Fatebreaker that Urianger summons is both very posessive and very horny. And whether Urianger knowingly wants it or not, there’s not much he can do to stop it.

Possible themes include chains, size kink, dubcon, fucked repeatedly into exhaustion, and Urianger unlocking kinks he didn’t know he had.

Urianger’s most powerful healing spell works by having his patient suckle the healing juices from his fat wizard tits, and he uses it to save Thancred’s life after the last fight with Ranjit. And any other time Thancred may need it. Or maybe if he just wants a little sip, y’know?

By way of making reparations for all the tempered lives that they had taken over the years, the Scions/ex-Scions offer their bodies to aid in tribal repopulation efforts.

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Please envision the Warriors of Darkness, newly brought to the Source after the Flood of Light meant they were in a situation where their only hope is an ascian offering to help them via ritual suicide. They know Cylva was a traitor. Everyone they knew is probably going to die, and soon. They trust Elidibus as far as they can throw him, and as far as they know, Urianger is his loyal lackey.

[…]

Take the “aliens make human test subjects fuck” trope and apply it to the Lopporits encouraging Urianger to have sex with another character so they can observe. Bonus points if the Lopporits don’t actually have any perverted interest in doing so, literally they’re observing test subjects and taking notes and that’s it, it’s Urianger and the other party getting all hot and embarrassed about it.

The Warrior of Light (could just be generic Meteor man, but whatever is fine) has trapped one or more of the Scions in a physically & sexually abusive relationship, through intimidation, blackmail, threatening a loved one, and/or other mindfuckery. To basically everyone else (including most of the other Scions), the WoL can be kind of a jackass but mostly a good guy (because they’re The Warrior Of Light!) appears as a loving, consensual relationship with a bit of teasing that occasionally gets a bit pointed, and maybe some kinky sex. The WoL uses their social, political, and personal power to keep their partner subdued and everyone else none the wiser.

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For whatever reason, Urianger gets his hands on some of that mind control powder from the SB Hildebrand questline (I forget what it’s called), and asks Thancred to use it on him after making some modifications. The idea is that his mind and senses are intact (and he can talk at will, unless ordered otherwise), but what his body does will be completely under Thancred’s control. Basically Urianger just wants to be a slutty slutty elf for his short king boyfriend but his own anxiety is making it hard to go through with it, so in classic Urianger fashion he’s found the most magical and overcomplicated route to the goal.

Thancred’s a little surprised at the idea but is willing to go along with it.

I want something consensual but very deliberately pushing at Urianger’s boundaries, making him a lot more openly sexual and debauched than he’d otherwise be if he was in control. Showing himself off, dirty talk, ‘performing’ for Thancred, that kind of thing.

The Scions of the Seventh Dawn have an orgy. Maybe it’s just one big “oh thank god we’re alive” fuckfest at the end of Endwalker. That’s it, that’s the prompt.

It turns out that Elidibus is attempting to recruit just the right Scion. Urianger is driven by his hope that he will find a solution to whatever dangers the Star is facing and his desire for the salvation of the Source and First alike. Given Elidibus’ true nature this is an absolute feast, and he would very much like to keep the elezen with him, be it through knowledge, promises of eternal life, physical and mental pleasures. (And if he can keep the man focused on hope and salvation all the better.)

Urianger, for his part, wants Elidibus to believe he’s entirely loyal to him and is acting the part. And a part of him really is enjoying Elidibus’ company, lessons and attentions when he can push aside the gnawing guilt.

Bonus points for mind games, sexual use of magic, claw play.

(If you want to go for the bad end: feeding a primal who wants you to be absolutely loyal to him is a dangerous game.)

Urianger feels awfully guilty about all the lying to everyone that he’s had to do. Everyone’s been very nice about it, for the most part - too nice. He’s never received the punishment he feels he deserves. So, he’s going to ask someone to give it to him.

I want to see Uri bound and blindfolded but not gagged - his mouth should be free so he can be made to recount the crimes he’s paying for, as he’s whipped or beaten and then used for the pleasure of the person delivering the punishment. Entirely consensual, this should be something he asked for, so he can move past the guilt and forgive himself. Aftercare is important, but whether the person doing the beating is also the one taking care of him afterward or whether they hand him off to his primary partner to recover is up to you. The important thing is that Urianger comes out of the experience feeling better than before and not worse.