Excuse me ma’am, your tits look heavy, let me hold them for you??

Venat’s maximum slider titties are so distracting. I’m a dog, and I’m not proud of it. I need either the Warrior of Light or their pre-Sundering self (avoiding using the word Azem here, because Venat might still technically be the one in the Seat of Azem, depending on when the writer sets the fic?) to play with Venat’s boobs. Squeeze ‘em, suck on ‘em, really just worship those titties.

Thank you Fall Out Boy for having steadily provided fanfic titles for the past twenty years.

Doesn’t have to be an actual soulmate/soulbound AU btw.

Preferred ships would be Cid/Nero, Esteem/WoL or Emet-Selch/Azem but I’m open to anything. Surprise me!

i am just a huge sucker for hanahaki and would love it if someone wrote hanahaki aus for Any of these ships: emet-selch x wol, emet-selch x g’raha, g’raha x wol (esp if the hanahaki lingered for a century before the wol arrived in the first), haurchefant x wol, zenos x wol, asahi x zenos, elidibus x wol/azem, hesperos x lahabrea, estinien x ysayle, ysayle x hraesvelgr, estinien x gaius, zhai’a nelhah x lalai, cid x nero, runar x y’shtola, magnai x y’shtola, magnai x male xaela wol, fordola x lyse, gaia x ryne am fine with any ending between “whoops turns out those feelings ARE requited!”, “person suffering with hanahaki gets a surgery/spell/etc done to remove the flowers and with it all their love for that other person”, or “person suffering with hanahaki dies (from whatever kills them in canon if applicable, or from dying of hanahaki, authors choice)” wol can be any race/gender/job (including just being ambiguous) but if you go magnai/wol, i’d prefer a male xaela wol for that ship.