There’s a lot of problems with being a ghost that no one can hear or see. It’s extremely lonely, you can’t really do anything yet you feel everything still, and it’s a painful way to live.

One of the unexpected upsides however that is Ardbert can now finally indulge in something he’s been wanting to do for some time.

I want to see Ardbert fully enjoying himself out there, knowing that there are so many people who should be able to see him but can’t. Just fully out there showing it all. Bonus point if the WoL (M!Wol is preferred but it can be any gender) does in fact see him while he’s like that and honestly? It’s kind of turn on for them both.

Ardbert and Fray are having wild makeouts, Ardbert with the frantic wild desperation of a man who has been completely bereft of contact for a century and is pretty sure if he doesn’t come right now he will literally explode; Fray with the singleminded methodical determination of someone trying to fulfill every horny daydream they’ve ever repressed.

The kicker is that both of them are freaky soul ghosts and can’t really touch each other, but if Fray, say, kisses the WoL, Ardbert feels it, and if Ardbert nibbles the WoL’s neck, Fray feels it. So the Warrior of Light is somewhere between a catalyst, a conduit, and a third wheel- a canvas upon which Fray and Ardbert express their lust for one another. Is it masturbation? Self-cest? An Orgy of One? The Warrior of Light isn’t really sure but they’re getting spitroasted by ghosts and having an absolutely swell time.

(Meteor being the poster boy WoL.) We know that the WoL can see Ardbert during Shadowbringers, but what if he can find a way to touch him, too? It’s been 100 years since Ardbert’s felt physical sensation at all, let alone human touch, and it absolutely wrecks him. Doesn’t matter who is on top, only that Ardbert gets some much needed loving, release, and turns into a useless ghost pile afterward.

Bonus points for doing fun/fucky stuff with aether, ghost logistics, sensations, whatever floats your boat.