All right, listen. We all know magical healing always has great kink potential, and I’d never say no to some “it’s fine I can close wounds” fun, but I want something more. I want to see how terrifying white magic can be. The insane power over people’s bodies. The link to the Elementals from conjury and how one lives and grows with it, how it affects one’s views on life and humans. What it takes to deal with life and death. The intimate knowledge of people’s bodies in various states of health and gore. Tl;dr I want white magic with kinky vibes, but not so much as a tool of kink but rather the… spirit of it. The mindset. How it affects–or even defines how one can create and experience bonds, relationships and intimacy. […]

HEY THIS IS DISGUSTING AND INVOLVES BUGFUCKING THAT’S YOUR ONLY WARNING

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Thancred and the Warrior of Light have this unhinged foreplay where the WoL keeps trying to ask Thancred about his sexual escapades so they can have an Echo vision about it. But they don’t, like, directly touch each other, the WoL is undone entirely by sexy flashbacks and Thancred gets his gratification from seeing what his memories are doing to the WoL

The Warrior of Light (could just be generic Meteor man, but whatever is fine) has trapped one or more of the Scions in a physically & sexually abusive relationship, through intimidation, blackmail, threatening a loved one, and/or other mindfuckery. To basically everyone else (including most of the other Scions), the WoL can be kind of a jackass but mostly a good guy (because they’re The Warrior Of Light!) appears as a loving, consensual relationship with a bit of teasing that occasionally gets a bit pointed, and maybe some kinky sex. The WoL uses their social, political, and personal power to keep their partner subdued and everyone else none the wiser.

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G’raha goes into heat and goes to the WoL, the nearest figure that parses as a nunh in his heat-addled brain, to beg for relief and a good breeding. The WoL has a fun idea, and encourages some team bonding by having a few different Scions around the Rising Stones help out. G’raha gets fucked by like half the Scions, supervised by the Warrior, and then cuddled and cooed at by the WoL afterwards for being so good for everyone.

OP’s favorite Scion is Estinien so I’d love if he was included, but other than that pick whatever Scions you like, main or side cast!

Some time after Seat Of Sacrifice but before everyone returns to the source, the Warrior Of Light, feeling very Normal about the whole situation, keeps going back to the Crystalised Exarch whenever they’re starting to panic too much about whether their plan to get him back home will work. It starts with just talking. Eventually, it moves to kissing. And then the inevitable happens.

tl;dr WoL grinding on crystalised exarch, desperate to relieve their anxiety while also feeling guilty about doing this without him getting a chance to consent. The more sensual and romantic they are despite him being unresponsive, the better.

So remember the Hades trial? Remember… Life In Captivity? That’s what I want. Emet just putting WoL in his little aether cage and keeping him as a pet. The timing (and potential part way lightwarden transformation or not) is up to you. (Whether he kept him instead of killing him bc he’s Attached for incomprehensible azem reasons is also up to you)

Cylva/Cyella/Shadowkeeper can transform into a giant, monstrous wolf. Let’s say, for the sake of the horny, that whatever magic allows her to do so also gives her a knotted cock. Let her use it on someone else. Unukalhai, Ardbert, Elidibus, any of the “original” Warriors of Light, OUR WoL/WoD…

Bonus points for primal behaviour, biting, etc.

AU where after going through all the trauma that is endwalker, WoL decides he’s Done His Part and deserves to fuck off and never care about anything ever again, and waltzes off to the First to take the King on their offer. The fae take such good care of their toys, after all.

“What’s soft dehumanisation,” you ask? It’s dehumanisation/objectification as in being made into/treated as A Thing but with soft, fluffy vibes. I want Titania to DOTE on this new toy, I just don’t want said toy to retain any self-awareness. The more evident the non-human, blue and orange morality and mode of love/affection, the better. Doesn’t have to be sexual at all (although feel free), they can use their toy for Whatever They Like.

I have a preference for m!Wol but really anything is fine if you get inspiration for something. POV is also up to you :3c

If you’re not feeling that hardcore, this could be set after Stormblood when Elidibus is piloting the Zenos meatsuit, but there’s still a consciousness inhabiting the body. If you are feeling hardcore, maybe the WoL masturbates over Zenos slitting his throat in Stormblood, or gives him a goodbye fuck in Endwalker. Gender and race of the WoL doesn’t matter, do what you want.

You know that sidequest chain where the WOL helps the Ondo Cups matriarch give birth more comfortably? Wouldn’t it just be so much easier and more convenient to find a surrogate who can bear them internally until they’re more developed? And the WOL, as an Au Ra, happens to be the only oviparous member of the Scions, so… yeah.

(Any gender WOL is fine.)

CW/TLDR: sex pest WoL gets off on exposing himself to nonconsenting people.

Male miqo WoL pisses on things to mark his territory, make a statement, or just to say “I was here.”

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Estinien is kinda sorta part-Nidhogg, and we already know Nidhogg’s brother ate his lover in order to be together forever. What if this isn’t just Hraesvelgr and Shiva having a very specific fetish, but a common problem encountered in draconic courtships? Dragons feel things deeply. Their passions are all-consuming and can span hundreds and thousands of years. I imagine a dragon’s love, much like their hatred, is so alien as to be deeply frightening to most humans… especially Halone-fearing Ishgardians grappling with the aftermath of a draconic possession.

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Aymeric works too much as it is, he shouldn’t have to do all the work in bed too! I really want to see a female Wol peg him. Can be femdom flavored but doesn’t have to be; fluffy pegging is just as awesome! Extra special bonus points if Wol is a female Roegadyn who is physically bigger than Aymeric but any Wol will be appreciated <3

So, chocobos are the horse-analogue throughout most of Eorzea. They’re the most widely available mount, people race them, raise them as pets or put them to work as beasts of burden, etc. I’ve seen pony play requested on this meme, which YES, absolutely, but also anons… consider… chocobo-play?

Reins, a bit and harness… fancy feathery fetish gear… possible oviposition with some toy eggs?

Any WoL/NPC ship is acceptable, but OP has a fondness for any of the Heavensward elezen. After all, it’s well-known that Ishgardian breeding stock produces the most exceptional chocobos.

i am just a huge sucker for hanahaki and would love it if someone wrote hanahaki aus for Any of these ships: emet-selch x wol, emet-selch x g’raha, g’raha x wol (esp if the hanahaki lingered for a century before the wol arrived in the first), haurchefant x wol, zenos x wol, asahi x zenos, elidibus x wol/azem, hesperos x lahabrea, estinien x ysayle, ysayle x hraesvelgr, estinien x gaius, zhai’a nelhah x lalai, cid x nero, runar x y’shtola, magnai x y’shtola, magnai x male xaela wol, fordola x lyse, gaia x ryne am fine with any ending between “whoops turns out those feelings ARE requited!”, “person suffering with hanahaki gets a surgery/spell/etc done to remove the flowers and with it all their love for that other person”, or “person suffering with hanahaki dies (from whatever kills them in canon if applicable, or from dying of hanahaki, authors choice)” wol can be any race/gender/job (including just being ambiguous) but if you go magnai/wol, i’d prefer a male xaela wol for that ship.

i just think zenos with a huge blood kink + the wol on their period and zenos eating them out + wol finding zenos with a face covered in blood, their blood, super hot would be delightful :>

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Male WOL is gay. Lyse is a lesbian. They’re both grieving Papalymo, at least a little drunk, and decide to shag. It is the absolute worst sex either of them has had in their lives.

Feel free to write the terrible sex, the aftermath, or both! I would prefer the story ends with them still friends and (eventually) able to laugh about it, but so long as the bad idea is mutual (no noncon/dubcon), go where your muse takes you!