Being raised by cough the world’s worst father cough cough a single dad I think Zenos could have some latent mommy issues. And maybe boobs in his mouth might fix him. Even if it doesn’t - well, he won’t be able to monologue. Because. Milky boobs, in his mouth.

So. Yeah. Go nuts, have fun, I’m not picky so long as there’s milk…!

First time Anon here. god I hope I’m doing this right.

Twink cis male or transmasc WoL, set during Stormblood. Zenos is fairly confident he could best the WoL, given their first encounter and the lack of body on him. Wanting a stronger opponent, Zenos manages to capture the WoL and uses Aulus’s machine to experiment on them and imbue them with the Resonance. Make him more muscular, more violent. and more of a challenge. Muscle and Dick growth. Could be dubcon, or WoL could be a sadomasochist and Really Into It.

Zenos comes in his pants during a fight with the WoL where he nearly dies. He’s rescued by his own men, who discover this when they’re undressing him to treat his wounds.

I just want Zenos making people around him extremely uncomfortable with his fetish; I don’t have any real preference for the particulars. Maybe the chirurgeons are horrified, maybe some of them are awkwardly ogling him, terrified they’re gonna get murdered if their attraction is too obvious. Maybe Asahi is there, for some reason, muscling his way through actual qualified healers to insistently tend to his prince. Maybe Zenos is completely and utterly out of it from painkillers or blood loss, and he doesn’t know or care who’s around him. Maybe he’s still in an amorous mood?

Taking the aetherical vampire idea literally. He summoned his Voidsent tamagotchi and now he has to feed her through physical touch. Sucking on his breasts, his neck, or perhaps somewhere else entirely. He’s got plenty of aether to spare in those jugs of his.

Powerbottom Zenos is preferred on a personal level but I also don’t think the situation needs a top or a bottom either. Whether it ends in sex is really up to the writer.

Male Viera WoL finds Zenos’s giant pile of gay Viera epic poetry. As in, homoerotic epic poems created by Woodwarders for a Woodwarder audience that were collected later. When asked/confronted about it, Zenos openly admits that not only has he been collecting them for years, there is one in particular he’s self-inserted on repeatedly.

Or: WoL finds out that Zenos really wants to be the Gilgamesh to a hot bunny Enkidu.

Zenos being a freak about the WoL (and in general) should be something the WoL is into, but otherwise I’m open to fills coming at this from angles I may not expect. Sex optional.

Zenos can only cum through fighting so he asks wol to cut him up and play with his blood until he’s satisfied

During the events In from the Cold, A Warrior of Light (of any gender, really.) not typically stocked with the right equipment to please their bottom-inclined princely paramour is given the rather unique opportunity to take the reins thanks to Fandaniel’s forethought. Zenos, knowing that the Warrior of Light is acting on their own desires and ravaging him atop the dinnertable, has the time of his sorry little life.

Physically, this is just Zenos getting fucked by the patsy soldier with plenty of psychosexual sprinkles on top. Get mean with it if you want! Pull his hair, choke him out, streak his mascara! For extra credit, you can throw Fandaniel the proverbial bone and make it a threesome.

Alisaie reining Zenos in. That’s it, that’s the prompt

that scene where Jullus and Alisaie confront Zenos about his behavior and how he’ll never get anything he wants (the WoL’s attention) and before Zenos realizes to go help the WoL in ultima thule.

-basically ultimately just smut

-it could be Zenos is confused and asks how to get the WoL to notice him

- could be Jullus or any garlean citizen or leader angry at Zenos and tells him to repent through submission (to them)

(- or a magitek)

The short story above details how Yotsuyu, as a former courtesan, was once assigned to get Zenos drunk and/or seduce him in order to get him to spill Varis’ secrets. I don’t headcanon Zenos as interested in sex, but I’d like to see an alternate take on this scene where he lets Yotsuyu do her thing and “seduce” him, not because he lusts for her, but because he’s all about stoking the hatred in the Doman people, and Yotsuyu is clearly sitting with a lot of deep-seated anger and disgust (directed both outward and inward) that he wants to observe for a bit.

His test subject could be Krile, Zenos, Fordola, a nameless NPC… your choice!

I want to see Zenos’ belly completely full with eggs, and I want to see him get fucked as he struggles to lay. His genitalia, the size of the eggs, and who is fucking him are all up to the filler. Go wild.

I’m shocked it hasn’t been done before with all the memes.

Considering both know what is it like to be both man and wyrm, there could be very interesting conversation between the there!

Talk in a loose sense: fighting or fucking about it also counts! Platonic or shippy, dealers choice.

If you’re not feeling that hardcore, this could be set after Stormblood when Elidibus is piloting the Zenos meatsuit, but there’s still a consciousness inhabiting the body. If you are feeling hardcore, maybe the WoL masturbates over Zenos slitting his throat in Stormblood, or gives him a goodbye fuck in Endwalker. Gender and race of the WoL doesn’t matter, do what you want.

The Warrior of Light is the strongest person Zenos has ever encountered, strong enough to best him in combat even after fusing with an even bigger primal. The warrior of light also reaches Zenos’s knee at the best of times.

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during the In From The Cold cutscene right at the moment Zenos takes the Wol’s body away he subsequently leaves his own body behind unconscious(?) the Wol decides they’re angry and want revenge and his body is RIGHT THERE asahi be like oh ok you’re doing this now i’ll be over there byeee or he an stay and provide commentary go crazy

Buying myself a ticket on the choo-choo train to hell with this one, I know. Neutral on underage. Bonus for including the implied human experimentation in some way.

“big strong male character who no one would ever suspect of being an omega is secretly an omega and risking his health to hide it” is one of my favorite tropes. what if zenos survives Ala Mihgo and his surpressants wear off while in Resistance custody… or what if during Stormblood, his attraction to the WoL is enough to break through Garlean’s greatest achievements of biochemistry? Either way, I’d love him sexually desperate, needy, wanting to be taken care of, and in angry denial about it until the last possible second!

Simple as that. I want to see Zenos get topped by the little guy. Service topping is perfectly acceptable. It would make my day if Zenos was FTM but it’s not a requirement.

Zenos is aroused and yearning so he uses a custom-built fucking machine for his urges.

He thinks of the WOL and moans their name while being fucking by the machine since they’re his equal so they’re worthy of seeing his back arch with pleasure and tugging on his hair as they fuck his eager hole.

Bonus: He feels any bruises, cuts or scars caused by WOL to feed his pain kink.

• bonus: Trans Zenos with a breeding kink who wants the WOL to breed him.