Aymeric is a workaholic who’s very used to numerous endless meetings and working long hours while ignoring his body’s need for sleep, food, and presumably, bathroom breaks. It comes back to bite him.

Basically, Aymeric pisses himself and either Artoirel or Estinien helps him out with the aftermath.

Sex is not mandatory but the wetting is.

Nidhogg needs a bride to spread his brood

(OP is partial to Gaius but I’m not particularly picky, I just want someone doing this dumb idea.)

Someone’s attempt to hook up with Aymeric using flirtacious political discussion backfires because Aymeric is actually super into political theory. He converted a country from a theocracy to a parliamentary democracy in a matter of weeks, of course he’s a giant political science nerd.

Fortunately, this also means talking with someone who lets him rant about his ideas on economic policy turns him on, and Aymeric winds up riding their dick/strap/etc. while moaning about tariffs.

Like a lot of people I thought Aymeric was going to turn out to be evil and would betray us when I first met him. I still think an evil version of him would be hot and I really want to see him in a relationship with someone where he reveals his evil side and sexually manipulates them. Any gender wol or NPC partner is fine. I’m not into underage or snuff but feel free to get dark with it otherwise.

Established relationship Aymeric/Estinien suddenly changes dynamics when Estinien takes his little trip to Thavnair and Vrtra becomes a part of the picture. Can be anything from first time sex all together to Aymeric and Varshahn having tea and getting to know each other now that they’re metamours. Prefer no sexual activities with little Varshahn but big or actual dragon Vrtra are both fine!

When Ishgard opens up to the rest of the world, Aymeric meets with various faction leaders and attempts to foster good relationships with her potential allies. I want him to get fucked stupid during at least one of those diplomatic visits. Bonus points for closeted Aymeric who’s been out of practice for a while because of his position; he had more freedom to sneak around as a lower ranking knight, but less after becoming lord commander, and even less since he was assigned to parliament.

The man he’s “negotiating” with could be anyone! Magnai, Hien, Raubhan, any of the Garlean leaders, go wild. I just want the pretty Elezen to get propositioned and fucked over a desk in the name of building bridges between nations.

Okay, okay, here’s the deal.

After Ishgard reconciles with the dragons post-Dragonsong War, I want a dragon (writer’s choice (adult dragon plz)) to try and court Aymeric.

But listen. I want the focus to be on the courting, and I want the dragon to have no real clue how to seduce an Elezen, and I want Aymeric to have no real clue the dragon is trying to woo him like that. Yes, the awkwardness IS the point. Like a dragon dropping a dead karakul on Aymeric’s balcony cuz surely bringing food to your intended partner’s nest is surely how you convince them you would be a reliable partner and companion right (an Elezen can surely eat a whole karakul right?)? This is just an example you don’t NEED to use it but you get my point right?

So yeah. Dragon awkwardly courting Aymeric. Aymeric oblivious and/or awkward. Would definitely prefer if Aymeric was open to the idea of a dragon mate, but I don’t require you to write dragonfucking. I definitely want the courting to be the focus.

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Nidhogg forcing himself on Aymeric while possessing Estinien’s body mainly for the emotional devastation it would cause to both of them. Bonus points if done somewhere they would normally consider a place of comfort like Aymeric’s own home and if they considered themselves just friends before hand.

How dragon like Estinien is, and what the aftermath looks like (if any) is up to you.

Aymeric de Borel is being punished for his deeds (exact deeds up to the writer) by being put in the stocks naked or half-naked in a public area of Ishgard to be used by the “good” people of Ishgard.

I leave it up to the writer how much Aymeric does/doesn’t hate this and who shows up to fuck him (friend or foe).

Bonus point if Estinien/Haurchefant/Artoirel/Emmanellain and/or Edmont show up to warm Aymeric up or comfort him or bring him food and water while he’s in the stocks.

Bitching is when a character who was previously an alpha (or sometimes a beta) becomes an omega, either because there are too many alphas in the area, or because they’ve been regularly submitting to another alpha (sexually or non-sexually), or they’ve ingested or been exposed to enough of another alpha’s pheromones or bodily fluids that their biology starts to change around it. There’s a lot of variation and the mechanism that triggers the bitching can really be anything you want.

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Aymeric is very busy and important but sometimes he just needs to hand over control to someone else for a while. Any level of intensity is good, from soft domestic D/s, to light bondage with an established romantic partner, to non-sexual S&M as an outlet, to him getting fucked senseless in an arrangement that’s nowhere near safe, sane or consensual.

No real preference on partner. I’m happy with common ships or rarepairs - WOL, Estinien, Lucia, Haurchefant, one of the Scions, any Fortemps guy, Zephirin, whoever else floats your boat, they’re all good.

No needleplay/heavy bloodplay or incest please (sorry Thordan :( ) but anything else is dealer’s choice.

Thordan clearly isn’t a good dude, but let’s make him worse. Young, orphaned Estinien catches the eye of Bishop Thordan and Thordan takes what he wants. Estinien keeps quiet and does his absolute best to repress this.

Fast forward 20 years, Estinien is in a relationship with Aymeric. Everything is grand until one night when having sex, Aymeric says something very similar to what Thordan said once when they were alone together. Between that and Aymeric’s piercing blue eyes which match his father’s, Estinien is thrown back into his memories. How he reacts in the moment is up to you–maybe fight, violently pushing Aymeric away; or flight, immediately running away; or freeze, letting Aymeric do what he wants as Estinien’s mind goes away.

Feel free to gloss over or dig in to the details of the past Thordan/Estinien as you see fit.

I really feel like these two would have great chemistry but they are both too serious and professional to ever hook up under normal circumstances. Therefore I propose this solution: after an Eorzean Alliance meeting, everyone goes out for drinks, and they both end up drunk and find their way into an inn room together. Merlwyb should probably be the more dominant one here but otherwise all the details of the encounter can be up to the filler.

If leves are any indication, Ishgardians are very clean, especially the more religious ones. Sexually inexperienced (or at least shy) Aymeric finds being rimmed enticingly, arousingly filthy.

Listen, I’m so fascinated with the way these two were presented in the games and that one short stories as friends, as well as the way Edmont clearly sees a lot of Haurchefant in Aymeric. Please think about it for a minute with me, anons.

Artoirel having to grapple with his complicated feelings re: Haurchefant for most of his life and his own grief as well as his father’s, wanting to get closer to Aymeric but rationalizing it in the context of politics or family strife at first, and only later realizing with an unpleasant jolt that it’s because he’s attracted to Aymeric? Aymeric who didn’t grow up with siblings, and was always a bit lonely as a youth, kind of leaning into it, desperate for a little connection and camaraderie, maybe especially after Estinien starts spending more and more time away from Ishgard?

Niche request, sorry, but: Aymeric gets raped/assaulted while a friend/lover/ally is stuck watching somehow.

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Estinien with a dragon dick is fun, but we don’t have nearly enough dragon pussy.

Estinien and Aymeric have… if not a romantic relationship, then a sexual aspect to their friendship that’s been going on since they were in training as knights. Post-Nidhogg, whenever Aymeric tries to initiate, Estinien deflects and absconds, and Aymeric has no idea why until he finds out that it’s all draconic slit down there.

To Estinien’s surprise, this doesn’t seem to daunt Aymeric at all.

Aymeric has feelings for Estinien, but Estinien doesn’t return those feelings. I don’t imagine it’s a matter of incompatible sexuality, more just… Estinien doesn’t feel that way about him. Aymeric has a lot of repressed fantasy Catholic feelings for the Azure Dragoon, but all Estinien feels is vaguely uncomfortable and guilty, because he cares about Aymeric in his own way, enough to not want to hurt him, and because part of him feels like he should be able to return those feelings. Estinien, not being the best at relationships, but wanting to make an effort for Aymeric’s sake, does something very ill-advised.

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I think he needs a bit of stress relief during his work, and what better way than to get someone sucking his dick?

Bonus points if he has to be discreet during a meeting, and being teased into getting an embarrassing reaction or two, but otherwise go wild!

Craving virtually about these two as platonic partners who can bond over both being gay. Bonus for complicated Ishgardian social dynamics and expectations. No depictions of violent homophobia please (though mild discussion is okay) but otherwise go nuts. If you wanna include shipping I’m partial to Estimeric but it’s not necessary!