Azem serving as free use to the rest of the convocation, as Azem’s sentence for whatever their most recent schenanigans are. Up to the writer whether it was simple chaos that happened to snowball into property damage, or acting to help people against the convocation’s directives.

Bonus points for: The convocation dropping Azem off in each other’s offices to have eyes on them at all time, cockwarming while one party does deskwork or the like, genital transformations, and any combination of Emet-Selch, Hythlodaeus, and Elidibus giving them soft, if exasperated, aftercare.

Two members of the trio fuck while the other watches/encourages/bosses them around/cuddles with them/what have you, emphasis on the participants enjoying the attention and the third enjoying their partners enjoying each other’s company/bodies (enjoying the show + optional masturbation is good, too, but the compersion is more important to me.)

Bonus for f!Azem but not necessary!

Themis, newly appointed to the seat of Elidibus, has a lot of responsibility and pressure on his shoulders. He is eager to begin his service to his people and the star, but still has to adjust to thinking of the other members of the Convocation as his peers and his equals.

Azem, also relatively new to their seat and having been in the same position, does their best to make him feel welcome and ease his way into things. Elidibus develops a bit of an infatuation with them. Azem notices and, well, no-one ever accused them of being professional.

Azem’s gender is up to the writer, but they have that sexy older mentor energy either way.

Listen, even I don’t know where I’m going with this, but I’m craving a crossover. Azem as Blessed Elua and the Convocation as their Companions? The Scions of the Seventh Dawn being their own House of the Night Court, or its members being spread out between various Houses, but having an agenda that unites them? Spies, courtesans and political drama… or just S&M smut focused around the character you, the writer, are personally most interested in. Any ships welcome!

For those of you who don’t know what Kushiel’s Dart is, imagine a world where the people of a particular nation are descended from angels who bred with humans, and prostitution is considered sacred. A courtesan spy is blessed/cursed to feel pain as pleasure, has a lot of S&M sex, and falls in love with a celibate warrior-priest. It’s an interesting time.

Azem or Emet secretly uses a sex toy on the other in the convocation meeting chambers, during a meeting (or Hythlodaeus sitting in the balcony does it to one or both of them). The receiver tries their best to stay quiet and not let on that they’re being fucked in the middle of the session. Whether they succeed, get noticed (or called out), or have to excuse themself to go finish up somewhere private, is up to you.

A wise man once said “imagine the kinds of sex toys you could make with creation magic, lol”; in that spirit feel free to go nuts with what exactly this toy or toys is/does.

OP prefers f!Azem but it’s not a necessity.

I want him drunk and miserable, anons. This can be Allagan era, Emperor Solus era, Shadowbringers era — basically any time post-sundering. I don’t care if he’s specifically upset about the loss of Amaurot and his friends, the loss of his favorite son, something else, all of the above, and I don’t care who tries to comfort him or how as long as it only makes him feel worse.

OP is partial to f!Azem and past relationships with both her and Hyth, if going into the grief/loss is your thing, but prefers no Emet/WoL. Bonus points for a contentious or outright hostile relationship between him and Lahabrea. If you really love me, you can make him throw up at some point.

Excuse me ma’am, your tits look heavy, let me hold them for you??

Venat’s maximum slider titties are so distracting. I’m a dog, and I’m not proud of it. I need either the Warrior of Light or their pre-Sundering self (avoiding using the word Azem here, because Venat might still technically be the one in the Seat of Azem, depending on when the writer sets the fic?) to play with Venat’s boobs. Squeeze ‘em, suck on ‘em, really just worship those titties.

Hythlodaeus talks in EW about how his only real desire is to help Azem and Hades and then return to the star because he doesn’t think he contributes much. I just wanna see an Azem who supports, encourages and praises Hythlodaeus and lets him know what a good friend he is, and how much they treasure and values him for who he is, not just for what he can do

And because this is a kink meme, they fuck about it. Praise kink for daaaays.

Emet can come too, if you want, but he’s not necessary for this fill

Thank you Fall Out Boy for having steadily provided fanfic titles for the past twenty years.

Doesn’t have to be an actual soulmate/soulbound AU btw.

Preferred ships would be Cid/Nero, Esteem/WoL or Emet-Selch/Azem but I’m open to anything. Surprise me!

i am just a huge sucker for hanahaki and would love it if someone wrote hanahaki aus for Any of these ships: emet-selch x wol, emet-selch x g’raha, g’raha x wol (esp if the hanahaki lingered for a century before the wol arrived in the first), haurchefant x wol, zenos x wol, asahi x zenos, elidibus x wol/azem, hesperos x lahabrea, estinien x ysayle, ysayle x hraesvelgr, estinien x gaius, zhai’a nelhah x lalai, cid x nero, runar x y’shtola, magnai x y’shtola, magnai x male xaela wol, fordola x lyse, gaia x ryne am fine with any ending between “whoops turns out those feelings ARE requited!”, “person suffering with hanahaki gets a surgery/spell/etc done to remove the flowers and with it all their love for that other person”, or “person suffering with hanahaki dies (from whatever kills them in canon if applicable, or from dying of hanahaki, authors choice)” wol can be any race/gender/job (including just being ambiguous) but if you go magnai/wol, i’d prefer a male xaela wol for that ship.