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Hythlodaeus asks Hades to help him test out a new concept that has been submitted. Unfortunately they both don’t realise that this new concept is meant to help low [libido] species reproduce by releasing pheromones/pollen.

Would prefer bottom Hades if possible. Grumpy, horny Hades.

Some way into his established relationship with Athena, there is an accident in the Words of Halmarut while Lahabrea is there. He contracts Hanahaki disease, which 1) wasn’t what the creation was supposed to do anyway so that was a mistake 2) while Halmarut and Emmerololth argue signs point to unrequited love as the cause of his symptoms, even they are skeptical since everyone believes Athena loves her husband back. Athena herself insists that they must be mistaken.

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That incident where Hermes got eaten by the morbol, but the porny version of it. The mouth tentacles get up under Hermes’ robe and start penatrating/jerking him off while he’s unable to escape, because he’s too aroused and worked up to even do aether manipulation. Bonus points if his assistants just sit there watching and getting off on it.

The real reason Hythlodaeus got so sick of the Shark Concept Craze is that someone’s dumb shark was Horny and forced itself on him.

I’d rather see him annoyed and frustrated rather than overtly traumatized – it’s a recognized hazard of the job, perhaps – but otherwise, go wild.

Lohgrif’s position is concerned with terrestrial life and animal husbandry. A couple of prompts have requested Hermes fucking the concepts, but I think Lohgrif also deserves the dubious honor of “would enthusiastically consent to fucking a concept.” How humanoid or capable of consent the CONCEPT is, is up to the writer.

ALTERNATELY: post-Sundering Gaia in the first has weird soul-memory flashbacks of her Unsundered self doing the concept-fucking. Disgusted/conflicted/interested(?) response optional.

As the tin reads. We know that Hermes got swallowed whole by a plant one time, and was so depressed he didn’t come out of his house for a week afterwards.

Being Chief Overseer of Elpis it’s his job to help concepts as much as he can, and to cause as little hurt as possible. Him being unable to bring himself to resist to a concept… Or being so overwhelmed that he can’t.

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