Aymeric is a workaholic who’s very used to numerous endless meetings and working long hours while ignoring his body’s need for sleep, food, and presumably, bathroom breaks. It comes back to bite him.

Basically, Aymeric pisses himself and either Artoirel or Estinien helps him out with the aftermath.

Sex is not mandatory but the wetting is.

okay just hear me out.

G’raha considers himself straight but can’t deny that the thought of watching Estinien rail his gf the WoL is really fucking hot. So, this is arranged, Estinien fucks her and G’raha has a fantastic time watching… except!! Estinien isn’t quite satisfied yet, and helps himself to G’raha as well, thus awakening the catboy’s hitherto-unknown cockslut side.

Bonus points for overstimulation, mindbreak, and excessive cum!

Nidhogg needs a bride to spread his brood

Zekowa’s great, a plunky twunk of a cowboy and clearly the newest member of the estinien fanclub. Why don’t we have him ride Estinien like a rampaging rroneek as thanks for all the helping he was doing around town?

Not too picky on the details, would prefer Zekowa not being treated overly young, otherwise go nuts.

Established relationship Aymeric/Estinien suddenly changes dynamics when Estinien takes his little trip to Thavnair and Vrtra becomes a part of the picture. Can be anything from first time sex all together to Aymeric and Varshahn having tea and getting to know each other now that they’re metamours. Prefer no sexual activities with little Varshahn but big or actual dragon Vrtra are both fine!

I saw that one line where Estinien says he agreed to help Vrtra because he was “too full of Hannish delights to refuse”…So what if Vrtra realizes that Estinien will do pretty much whatever he wants as long as he gets fed enough…and he decides that he likes watching Estinien and making him eat until he’s totally stuffed every time?

Actual sex can be optional, I’ll like it either way. I’ll be happy with just the feeding but definitely +1 if you also include Estinien gaining weight from all the wining and dining. Either a little weight or a lot both are good :) Also +1 if Estinien is kinda oblivious to the fact that Vrtra is doing it for the kink and is just enjoying all the food.

So, Ysayle survived HW. She can be part of the Scions, or she might be working in Ishgard. Post EW Estinien is getting pretty damn close to Vrtra, but well, how do you do something like that? He could ask Hraesvelgr of course, but that’s too awkward, and besides, he might tell Vrtra. So Estinien tries to ask Ysayle for advice without giving away the game, because ‘that woman is going to make a spectacle about it’

Just want Ysayle to get the whammie of Estinien Wyrmblood being the Shiva for the new age, and trying to offer advice while not knowing if she should be jealous, excited or die laughing.

Okay, okay, here’s the deal.

After Ishgard reconciles with the dragons post-Dragonsong War, I want a dragon (writer’s choice (adult dragon plz)) to try and court Aymeric.

But listen. I want the focus to be on the courting, and I want the dragon to have no real clue how to seduce an Elezen, and I want Aymeric to have no real clue the dragon is trying to woo him like that. Yes, the awkwardness IS the point. Like a dragon dropping a dead karakul on Aymeric’s balcony cuz surely bringing food to your intended partner’s nest is surely how you convince them you would be a reliable partner and companion right (an Elezen can surely eat a whole karakul right?)? This is just an example you don’t NEED to use it but you get my point right?

So yeah. Dragon awkwardly courting Aymeric. Aymeric oblivious and/or awkward. Would definitely prefer if Aymeric was open to the idea of a dragon mate, but I don’t require you to write dragonfucking. I definitely want the courting to be the focus.

[…]

Estinien and Ysayle have a lot of tension between them, which they resolve by fucking

but neither of them are aware that Alphinaud is watching and experiencing a bisexual revelation, unable to decide whose place he would rather be in, who he would rather have for himself.

I’m not terribly interested in a shippy resolution here, just the Awakening going on. It doesn’t matter to me if you set this during HW or in a post-HW AU, do what you want.

Nidhogg forcing himself on Aymeric while possessing Estinien’s body mainly for the emotional devastation it would cause to both of them. Bonus points if done somewhere they would normally consider a place of comfort like Aymeric’s own home and if they considered themselves just friends before hand.

How dragon like Estinien is, and what the aftermath looks like (if any) is up to you.

Something something “cease your mewling, boy”

Estinien and Alphinaud are fucking, and trying to keep this a secret from everyone else. The only problem is, Alphinaud is fucking noisy when he’s enjoying himself. He can’t help it. So naturally, Estinien has to keep him quiet, by any means necessary.

Male Miqo’te WOL sandwiched between Estinien and Thancred

Up to you what they do to him

Miqote WOL and Estinien tease the shit out of each other until the tension is so thick in the air you could cut it

So like, Varshahn shows up in Sharlayan, presumably while Vrtra is still doing stuff in Radz-at-Han. He clearly shares some degree of senses with his avatars so because of who I am as a person, my first thought was obviously “Wow, Vrtra could have a threesome with two people on different continents.”

I was thinking Estinien and Alphinaud for this but honestly you can pick anybody you want, as long as they are having sex with multiple instances of Vrtra simultaneously across an improbable distance. Maybe they coordinate (via linkpearl or sexy descriptions from Varshahn/Vrtra about what’s happening on the other end), or maybe they just have their own partner’s reactions to go off of and Vrtra has a disorienting, overstimulating time.

General preference for small Varshahn but feel free to use the big one if you’d like. Heck, use them both (probably not ACTUALLY possible from an in-universe perspective since he’s only got two eyes, but eh).

The inn scene in Sharlayan, we know it, we love it. WoL manages to get Estinien to stay for some good old-fashioned sex-as-stress-relief instead of launching himself out the window. The “stress relief” part might have been more effective if they didn’t realize halfway through that the window is still open and anyone passing by the Annex has been able to see them the whole time.

Slight preference for f!WoL, but Meteor is fine too.

Valdeaulin has a hold on Gaius’s life. And on Gaius’s body too. The journey to Garlemald is long and cold, so Valdeaulin let his travelling companions to have their fair share of Gaius’s warmth at night too if they feel the need.

It could be all three taking Gaius at once, or taking turns while the others watch, or one of them meeting Gaius after the other two have had their fill. Not necessarily non-con, Gaius as a military man knows that the victor takes the spoils and he is aware he’s no longer a conqueror nor a victor.

When Vrtra loses connection with his vessel, it becomes limp and inert. His consciousness doesn’t inhabit the vessel all the time, just when he needs to walk among the people. The vessel looks peaceful, almost like it’s asleep when it’s not being occupied. Do you see where I’m going with this?

Bitching is when a character who was previously an alpha (or sometimes a beta) becomes an omega, either because there are too many alphas in the area, or because they’ve been regularly submitting to another alpha (sexually or non-sexually), or they’ve ingested or been exposed to enough of another alpha’s pheromones or bodily fluids that their biology starts to change around it. There’s a lot of variation and the mechanism that triggers the bitching can really be anything you want.

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Alphinaud and Estinien swap bodies due to aetheric shenanigans. It can’t be easily fixed, so they have to put up with it for a few days.

Alphinaud has a huge crush on Estinien and has no idea how he’s going to cope with being in a body he fervently desires, even if Estinien won’t tease him in that rough voice he loves so much.

Estinien now has to deal with having a raging teenage libido, and possibly also Alphinaud’s growth pains.

Both of them jerk off about it. Preferably after a conversation where Estinien is blunt and Alphinaud is dying inside, but I’ll take whatever.

Trans headcanons welcome.

I don’t know about you guys, but Dragon Sight is how I tell the other DPS in my party that I want them carnally. Looking for Estinien and the Warrior of Light, also a Dragoon, initially competing with each other during a fight to deal the most devastating blow to their opponent, and then realise how well they work together in battle, how similar in strength they are, and for that to just really turn both of them on. The kink is the fight scene and combat synergy itself, but they definitely fuck afterwards. OP prefers M or gender-neutral WOL but F!WOL is also perfectly fine!