Ardbert and Fray are having wild makeouts, Ardbert with the frantic wild desperation of a man who has been completely bereft of contact for a century and is pretty sure if he doesn’t come right now he will literally explode; Fray with the singleminded methodical determination of someone trying to fulfill every horny daydream they’ve ever repressed.

The kicker is that both of them are freaky soul ghosts and can’t really touch each other, but if Fray, say, kisses the WoL, Ardbert feels it, and if Ardbert nibbles the WoL’s neck, Fray feels it. So the Warrior of Light is somewhere between a catalyst, a conduit, and a third wheel- a canvas upon which Fray and Ardbert express their lust for one another. Is it masturbation? Self-cest? An Orgy of One? The Warrior of Light isn’t really sure but they’re getting spitroasted by ghosts and having an absolutely swell time.

Slaps the Warrior of Light. This man can fit so many people in him.

Fray and Ardbert decide that they’d both like a turn with the body for sexy times.

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Thank you Fall Out Boy for having steadily provided fanfic titles for the past twenty years.

Doesn’t have to be an actual soulmate/soulbound AU btw.

Preferred ships would be Cid/Nero, Esteem/WoL or Emet-Selch/Azem but I’m open to anything. Surprise me!

Wol/anyone/Fray, I just wanna see Wol and Fray sandwich the Scion/Leader/Ancient/my-friend-my-enemy/etc of the author’s choice with the power of darkness/love. Being surprised/confused by Fray showing up is totally fine but would ultimately like this to be consensual.

Would prefer Miqo wol, any gender/downstairs equipment for Wol is fine, Fray’s gender should match Wol’s but Fray also has darkness tentacles too (& Miqo claws, etc) as a treat