“You must have root permission to use consuming rage.”

“He was retired because he was such a pest during the anti-trust litigation.”

“The following story unfolded in my Inbox, and was quickly moved to my Deleted Items folder.”

almost too scary to contemplate. doesn’t this girl have a job or a bf?

Kerry Oompah-LoompahGate photo…heh. Look at Kerry’s hand, then his face. Unreal.

funny poster

“Way way way up, almost at the top of the tower is a gablet, or small peaked roof, located between the two huge louvered arches. At the bottom of each slope of this gablet is a carved grotesque. Darth Vader is on the north, or right-hand, side.”

[…] “Michael Chiklis as The Thing…”

check out R2D2…heh

compliments of Forbes.com

Japanese 18-wheelers all tricked out and chromey

“Welcome to my Web-Site. Extraordinarily exciting and dramatic things will start happening here just as soon as I’ve had a cup of tea.”

“A vicar is to be given a year to turn around the dwindling congregation of a rural church for a new reality TV show, Channel 4 has said.”

tune in for next week’s trial: “Midi-Chlorians vs. The Divine Force: What Should Be Taught in Schools?”

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cicadas are vicious killers, you know