We know Lucia and Livia are sisters. We know that Lucia was a Garlean spy when she first came to Ishgard. We know Gaius took them in (or at least, Livia in) when their parents were killed. Livia takes to their new foster father rather too quickly. Lucia has her doubts, and her relationship with her sister is becoming increasingly strained as a result.

Gaius wants to bring Lucia into the fold.

Livia has her own ideas about what that means.

Lucia wants her family back, but this isn’t her family.

Buying myself a ticket on the choo-choo train to hell with this one, I know. Neutral on underage. Bonus for including the implied human experimentation in some way.

Gaius’ Au-Ra adoptees are having a bad time. They were taken in by a Garlean legatus, but they’re not pure Garlean, and they’re being used as sacrificial test subjects by a confirmed child abuser and possibly an implied sexual predator. Their “dad” who is at least partially responsible for the deaths of their birth families and the razing of their homes - and what are their feelings about THAT? - isn’t around to protect them any more, so all they have left is each other.

[…]

I’ve recently started playing through the Lexentale storyline, and the “weird” vibes I got were off the charts immediately. I would love to see some…questionable interactions between Ramza and Alma especially. Bonus points if they’re already messed up in the head from their father being weird to them (naming them after heroes of old and raising them in the shadow of the legend you devote your mind to is weird, after all, and it wouldn’t be too unusual for their father to have an unhealthy obsession with them in the hero worship vein). If all three of them are together, all the better.

[…]

Pre-Heavensward, but after Haurchefant becomes Lord Haurchefant at Dragonhead.

Either trueborn Fortemps visits and is annoyed that everyone loves his gregarious bastard half-brother. Contrived huddling for warmth plot at Camp Dragonhead or Coerthas leads to a handjob. Fortemps brother’s annoyance upgrades to jealousy which leads to slightly possessive fucking.

[…]

Dealer’s choice, so long as these two interact in the most fucked up complicated incestuous way imaginable. Weird sexual tension? Projecting onto each other? Taking out anger by fucking your grandpa? You name it!

I know they HATE it when people mix them up but …. I want to see them pretending to be each other parent trap style. I don’t mind who - Estinien would probably be funny, but it could be WOL or one of the other scions or allies too.

Maybe Alphinaud is too much of a coward to confess his feelings to someone so Alisaie takes the situation into her hands because she’s sick of him mooning around, or Alphinaud gets mistaken for Alisaie by one of her lovers and doesn’t know how to get out of the situation, or both, idk, something like that.

Also it can end with a threesome or not I don’t really care I just think it would be funny.