The Ist and XIVth Legions happen to be camped out near each other, and tensions are a little high between them following some conflicts between the members. As a show of hospitality Quintus van Cinna sends over his legion’s cutest twink to the XIVth’s camp with orders to help Legatus van Baelsar keep warm for the night. Up to the writer if Jullus is on board with the idea (maybe he’s into buff older men) or reluctantly following orders, but he’s definitely at least a little nervous about what Gaius will do with him. And maybe a little turned on in turn by the idea of a powerful Garlean man having his way with him.

Gaius is annoyed that Quintus decided to send him a rentboy without asking, but he knows sending Jullus back is just going to cause more friction, and the twink is cute.

Gaius or Estinien are my tried and true Alphinaud ships, but Maxima, Arenvald, Jullus, or really just about any character with a dick and balls will do. Alphinaud has a pussy. Alphinaud is a young elezen with a bright future ahead of him and far, far too many important things he’s working on to have any time to be a parent, so he really, really doesn’t want to get pregnant. Usually, this means anal. This time, the encounter starts as anal, but accidentally or unintentionally, his partner slips into the wrong hole. Alphinaud protests at first, but it feels far, far too good for his partner to stop, and Alphinaud ends up kinking himself on the fear factor of ending up pregnant against his will, especially the physical effects pregnancy could have on his body.

You know how in Greece and Rome, small male genitalia were a beauty standard and depictions of dudes with tiny penises in statues and art was a way of implying virtue, self-control, etc, when compared to say, big-dicked and unserious satyrs and such?

Yeah, that. Humiliate some Garlean dude for having a proportionally big dick, please. Gaius is perfect for this honestly. Nero would also be really fun. Jullus? Any Garlean, really, except maybe Zenos b/c let’s be real, I genuinely do not think he cares.