Post Endwalker, Jullus is dealing with a lot of things. He’s wound tight and more than a little lost without Quintus’ guidance. Maxima and Lucia can see this, and find his distress familiar, both former Garlean citizens with… complicated relationships to the Empire themselves. Maxima and Lucia decide (together, or independently) to take him under their wing, and mentor him for a while as he settles into a leadership role.

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Gaius or Estinien are my tried and true Alphinaud ships, but Maxima, Arenvald, Jullus, or really just about any character with a dick and balls will do. Alphinaud has a pussy. Alphinaud is a young elezen with a bright future ahead of him and far, far too many important things he’s working on to have any time to be a parent, so he really, really doesn’t want to get pregnant. Usually, this means anal. This time, the encounter starts as anal, but accidentally or unintentionally, his partner slips into the wrong hole. Alphinaud protests at first, but it feels far, far too good for his partner to stop, and Alphinaud ends up kinking himself on the fear factor of ending up pregnant against his will, especially the physical effects pregnancy could have on his body.

You know how in Greece and Rome, small male genitalia were a beauty standard and depictions of dudes with tiny penises in statues and art was a way of implying virtue, self-control, etc, when compared to say, big-dicked and unserious satyrs and such?

Yeah, that. Humiliate some Garlean dude for having a proportionally big dick, please. Gaius is perfect for this honestly. Nero would also be really fun. Jullus? Any Garlean, really, except maybe Zenos b/c let’s be real, I genuinely do not think he cares.