Lohgrif’s position is concerned with terrestrial life and animal husbandry. A couple of prompts have requested Hermes fucking the concepts, but I think Lohgrif also deserves the dubious honor of “would enthusiastically consent to fucking a concept.” How humanoid or capable of consent the CONCEPT is, is up to the writer.

ALTERNATELY: post-Sundering Gaia in the first has weird soul-memory flashbacks of her Unsundered self doing the concept-fucking. Disgusted/conflicted/interested(?) response optional.

Back in the World Unsundered, Artemis and Gaia recently got together and those crazy kids just CAN’T get enough of one another. Can’t keep their hands off each other for a second! It doesn’t matter if they’re studying, or supposed to be working, if they’re at a festival or a meeting of the Convocation, hands are gonna end up down somebody’s pants or up somebody’s skirt. They’re gonna give each other little gifts and love notes at every turn, steal kisses in empty hallways and classrooms every chance they get, and they are absolutely going to fuck nasty. They’re deeply, foolishly in love and everybody knows it. A lot of people are really happy for them! Equally as many people (but especially Hades) are very exasperated with them! Let’s talk about it!

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