A warrior of light gets married to their faithful horsebird. The chocobo can’t wear a ring, obviously, so it has to wear a fancy collar or bridle instead. WoL can’t wait for the honeymoon and lets their new “husband” fuck them right there in the wedding venue. The moogles are thrilled. The Ceremonial Chocobo mount is a homewrecker.

It can be dubcon, noncon, can also go for the “Moogles set them up on a blind date” route if you want!

What place better than a kinkmeme to request a crack pairing like this :D I leveled DRK and BRD roughly together and I think they should bond over their Moogles-related woes.

(background/implied/whatever Sid/Fray and Guydelot/Sanson are fine)