Emmanellain goes to an anonymous sex party or something, sees a incredibly ripped man with his head totally covered by a chocobo mask, chocobo-guy’s handlers assure any potential “hens” that he’s incapable of hearing or seeing them in an identifiable way, Emmanellain gets the best dick of his life, and then the next day something makes him realize he just had sex with his brother.

Exact specifics (like Emmanellain’s response to the realization, what caused the realization, if Haurchefant knew Emmanellain was there, if Haurchefant was even willing) are up to the writer.

My soul for some EmetRyne.

Just, the idea that Emet-Selch is horrified by what Venat keeps doing to children, even if they are only shards and now he’s travelling with one such child, he decides to try and tempt her away from the path of light.

Meanwhile Ryne has very heroic notions of reforming villains (she reads a lot) so when Emet-Selch starts giving her attention, she’s happy to respond in kind.

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Martyn loses to an opponent in the Masked Carnivale and they fuck him. Rather than help, the announcer just describes what’s happening in increasingly lewd terms (possibly implying Martyn’s asking for it) while the audience cheers. Martyn gets off but doesn’t escape with his dignity.

The opponent can be anyone from Siegfried/Azulmagia (who are just normal dudes who are big) to something weirder like the puddings, tentacle monsters, or minotaurs. Leaving that part up to writer’s choice.

Aymeric de Borel is being punished for his deeds (exact deeds up to the writer) by being put in the stocks naked or half-naked in a public area of Ishgard to be used by the “good” people of Ishgard.

I leave it up to the writer how much Aymeric does/doesn’t hate this and who shows up to fuck him (friend or foe).

Bonus point if Estinien/Haurchefant/Artoirel/Emmanellain and/or Edmont show up to warm Aymeric up or comfort him or bring him food and water while he’s in the stocks.

Moenbryda went through puberty in her teens, on the usual time scale. She’s been into Urianger for a while, but he hasn’t been able to respond in kind, although he certainly loves her very much. …Until he finally hits his twentieth summer and starts his growth spurt. Suddenly he’s clumsy and perpetually hungry as he grows, and ungodly horny as the hormones finally kick in. Meanwhile, Moen has been waiting five years for him to catch up with her…

Do you see where I’m going with this? Show me a time period when these two were fucking like rabbits every time they got the slightest hint of privacy. Moenbryda is always ready to throw caution to the wind, and Urianger, developing drama nerd that he is, kind of gets off on the idea that someone might find them. Up to you whether someone actually does catch them at it, or they’re just kinking on the threat/the need to keep quiet.

I’m a sucker for a BDSM AU. You know, the ones where every adult is naturally a Dom or sub and it’s a whole societal thing? I would love to see that with some FFXIV characters of your choice! Do whatever you want! Porn is obviously great (it is an inherently sexual premise) but tbh I’m more interested by how you’d mesh it with the FFXIV world & characters. The characters can either be totally fine with it and/or you can present them struggling within it.

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Sicard fucks up badly enough to be handed down an actual punishment but not bad enough to get a long drop and a sudden stop. Therefore, Merlywb has him sentenced under a little used older law, where he has to do an afternoon in the public stocks. People can touch him as they please, they just can’t injure him, and everyone can watch him.

And there’s quite a few pirates who’ve been waiting ages for a chance like this.

Looking for Sicard’s reactions being somewhere between annoyance and drooling overstimulated arousal, rather than a more ‘realistic’ or traumatized response.

(Bonus points if Emmanuelain is there watching and getting guiltily aroused on it. Extra special bonus points if someone notices him and drags him in to help with the fun.)

A warrior of light gets married to their faithful horsebird. The chocobo can’t wear a ring, obviously, so it has to wear a fancy collar or bridle instead. WoL can’t wait for the honeymoon and lets their new “husband” fuck them right there in the wedding venue. The moogles are thrilled. The Ceremonial Chocobo mount is a homewrecker.

martyn is in dire straits financially and needs gil immediately. luckily there’s some rich folks around ul’dah willing to pay him for some sexual favours — and he doesn’t even have to physically touch them at the start! just go wild, rich folks having any and all kinks u can think of and martyn having to come up with creative uses of blue magic spells to indulge them, whether they want him to use the spells on themselves or for him to use them on himself as they watch. maybe martyn also convinces himself he’s doing it to practice his control over the intensity of spells ;)

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