Meteor by himself just masturbating like crazy

Azem or Emet secretly uses a sex toy on the other in the convocation meeting chambers, during a meeting (or Hythlodaeus sitting in the balcony does it to one or both of them). The receiver tries their best to stay quiet and not let on that they’re being fucked in the middle of the session. Whether they succeed, get noticed (or called out), or have to excuse themself to go finish up somewhere private, is up to you.

A wise man once said “imagine the kinds of sex toys you could make with creation magic, lol”; in that spirit feel free to go nuts with what exactly this toy or toys is/does.

OP prefers f!Azem but it’s not a necessity.

Nero is not someone to let something as trivial as anatomy get in his way. Why should he? He is a genius. He scoffs in the face of the mere idea of human limitation.

As such, he has developed a plethora of mechanical dicks to change in at out at whim.

Opportunities for: xeno, tentacle dick, knotting, ovipos. The sky is the limit! A dick for every occasion!

Jessie figures out that the sex toy market is both a) yet unexplored in Eorzea b) very profitable, so she puts her talents to use and builds some.

And then she tests them! Either by herself or with the help of some fellow Ironworks engineers (preferably Lilja or Nero. Or whoever you want, not picky!) Or maybe Rowena accepts to sell them via the House of Splendors, but only after Jessie has given her a thorough demonstration of the toys’ capabilities!

martyn is in dire straits financially and needs gil immediately. luckily there’s some rich folks around ul’dah willing to pay him for some sexual favours — and he doesn’t even have to physically touch them at the start! just go wild, rich folks having any and all kinks u can think of and martyn having to come up with creative uses of blue magic spells to indulge them, whether they want him to use the spells on themselves or for him to use them on himself as they watch. maybe martyn also convinces himself he’s doing it to practice his control over the intensity of spells ;)

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Sometimes you just got to make a magitek strap on and use your arrogant boyfriend for product testing before it goes into production. Bonus for sex comedy hijinks.