I want Solus’s-body-era!Emet to get soft or outright fat from getting drunk and eating his feelings, and then get some horny attention from someone who cannot keep their hands off of him.

Shade!Hyth comes to mind as a potential partner. I think this could play nicely with the whole novelty of his Emet suddenly inhabiting an entirely new body, being tiny, dressing weirdly, and having a third eye. A lot of body exploration and appreciation? You could get into Emet’s feelings about his mortal vessel, whether he treats them as disposable, or if he has actually managed to make himself at least something of a home there?

But I’m also down for literally anyone of age paired with him if you have a different idea you think would suit the prompt! I also don’t have any limit on angst or the like as long as his partner is super super into him.

I need Gaius van Baelsar to piss in someone’s mouth and I’m not sorry. Or, you know what, someone else can do it to him instead. Valdeaulin or Emperor Solus, maybe, but pretty much any character is fine. I’m not picky.

I want him drunk and miserable, anons. This can be Allagan era, Emperor Solus era, Shadowbringers era — basically any time post-sundering. I don’t care if he’s specifically upset about the loss of Amaurot and his friends, the loss of his favorite son, something else, all of the above, and I don’t care who tries to comfort him or how as long as it only makes him feel worse.

OP is partial to f!Azem and past relationships with both her and Hyth, if going into the grief/loss is your thing, but prefers no Emet/WoL. Bonus points for a contentious or outright hostile relationship between him and Lahabrea. If you really love me, you can make him throw up at some point.

So like, you know how there’s a bunch of Solus clones just sitting there, yeah? I’d imagine with a bit of effort he probably could puppet a good number of them at once. I just need gramps and his clones to absolutely (consensually) wreck the WOL. Thank you.

Who are you? No-one, nothing.

So… would y’all laugh if I told you Emet-Selch’s vicious little tirade at the end of SHB’s main story awakened something in me? If some kind anon would indulge me and write some more of SHB era Emet just, dripping with venom and disgust, either for the Warrior of Light, the Crystal Exarch, his useless heirs after his first son, Gaius or some nameless other legatus for failing him in some way as a general while in the guise of Emperor Solus, just… please, give me vicious bitch Emet-Selch.

Gen or shippy, SFW or smut, writer’s choice re: ships and things.

Emet-Selch fucks a Hrothgar and spends the entire time sneering at them and talking down to them. Hrothgar could be the WoL or just an unnamed NPC - if the latter, this is probably happening during his tenure as emperor of Garlemald, but if it’s the former, any point in the timeline is acceptable. Bonus points if the lines are blurry as to whether Emet is mostly sneering because of the shard business, or because of the “it reminds me of a concept that can talk and walk on two legs” beastly look of the Hroth, or if WoL!Hroth, just how unlike (or too alike) to his old friend this shard is. Either way, he’s not above getting fucked by one while he calls them every cruel name under the sun. Bonus points for barbed Hroth dick, size difference and the Hroth eventually snapping and choking him out to get him to shut up. How much of a bad idea this is, and how it ends up for our Hrothgar, depends on how mean the writer wants to be.

the emperor makes the black wolf bark like a dog, that’s it that’s the prompt

who tops doesn’t matter but solus is definitely in charge either way

Dealer’s choice, so long as these two interact in the most fucked up complicated incestuous way imaginable. Weird sexual tension? Projecting onto each other? Taking out anger by fucking your grandpa? You name it!