You Can't Win

They must have believed we are stupid imbeciles when they made this terrible irritating short picture. That Dave guy tries a lot of things to do, like washing the car and some really ridiculous stuff. But, like you probably can tell by now, everything goes wrong. In fact, it isn't bad it goes wrong. If that was the only thing, it would have got a smile on my face. But no, that isn't the case. Every time that Dave guy tries to do something and he fails doing it, the director wants us to laugh, because he uses a lot of stupid sounds like 'boiingh' when Dave hits something or 'ploofff' when he falls on the ground. There even isn't an ending. We want something to happen that's good, and at times we really think everything will end up okay, but then the director uses those stupid sounds. I hope I will never ever have to watch this dumb idiocy again. I gave it 2 points because I'm happy today.

A Smith called Pete narrates this Oscar-nominated short, directed and starring Dave O'Brien under two names.

It's very funny, but Pete sounds a bit off his feed in this one, supporting the action, rather than getting nasty about it, which is what fans of the Pete Smith Specials from MGM really wanted.

O'Brien had started out as a chorus boy, and went on to write, direct and star in all sorts of cheap productions, mostly westerns. When the B westerns started to dry up, he moved into comedy shorts for Pete Smith. When that ended in the mid-1950s, he became a gag writer for Red Skelton's TV show. He died in 1969, aged 57.

You Can't Win (1948)

** 1/2 (out of 4)

Oscar nominated short from Pete Smith about a couple guys who can't win at anything they do. This includes one guy who takes the day off work but can't get any rest due to door to door salesman. Another man keeps trying to wash his car only to have it get dirty minutes after finishing. There are a few nice laughs but not enough to make this one of Smith's better shorts.

If you're interested in seeing this then your best shot is during Turner Classic Movies "31 Days of Oscar".

I think if you ever saw Pete Smith coming towards you, then perhaps it'd be best to just cross the road because here nothing, absolutely nothing, goes the way it is supposed to for his foil commentary foil. Whether he is simply trying to avoid an insurance seller; or needs his lighter to work reliably; or is some fastidious chap who just wants his shirts perfectly starched, it's never simple. Perhaps it's the day you decide to wash your filthy car (wearing a white shirt!) whilst the road surface is riddled with lovely dirty puddles, or maybe you find an old hammock and decide it's time for that comfortable nap? Anyone ever tried to set one up, let alone get and stay in the thing? It's not one of Smith's best outings, this one - but there is still some fun to be had at the expense of this poor chap (Dave O'Brien) who most certainly isn't the luckiest or the brainiest!

Maybe I am not the best person to watch and review this Pete Smith film because I so rarely enjoy them. While they did make a few really good ones, often Smith's narration comes off as annoying, heavy-handed and, well,...annoying! Is this one any better? And, should I keep torturing myself by watching them?

In this installment, Dave O'Brien once again acts in the short as Smith makes mostly inane comments. It's a shame, as sometimes the film is pretty funny (I loved the cigarette lighter bit). However, in others instead of real humor, Smith (who supervised all the films) inserted LOTS and LOTS of annoying and supposedly funny sound effects. This makes the film come off as very broad and irritating--so annoying even little kids would probably groan at them. Without Smith narrating and the dumb sound effects, the film would have been much more watchable. But, as it is, it's watchable but grating.

If you are interested in seeing this one, it's included as a special feature on the disc for "The Pirate". However, considering I thought "The Pirate" was one of the worst big-budget MGM musicals of the 1940s, I am not sure it's worth the effort.