Cry for Happy

It's 1952. Navy photographer Andy Cyphers (Glenn Ford) gets three new recruits. When he gets pressed for coverage during wartime, he claims that they are supporting an orphanage in Japan. Once in Japan, they accidentally take over a geisha house. When the Navy and reporters take an interest, the guys and girls quickly recruit children to be their orphans.

This may be a bit edgy for its time. I wasn't around. So I don't know. It has a mildly amusing premise. The execution is mildly amusing. The sex comedy part is rather hit and miss for me. The girls are stuck operating at that one gear. The best part happens when the Admiral tries to adopt. Booby is a funny word.

Just after the end of WWII, a team of American naval photographers lodge in a Japanese geisha house. Led by Glenn Ford ("Andy") they have some light-hearted adventures as, aided by Donald O'Connor's "Price", the sailors learn a little of the culture of their hostesses and more about their tradition (i.e. They are not hookers). Simultaneously, they must try to avoid their bosses jumping to any inaccurate conclusions - even if that means pretending that they are really running an orphanage! It's a bit of a one joke film, this; O'Connor really doesn't look like he wants to be there at all and though it does have flashes of humour, I just felt they were too few and far between in this colourful and friendly, but otherwise quite sluggish, drama.

When I saw the title "Cry for Happy" and knew this was a Glenn Ford film set in Japan, I braced myself. I thought, perhaps, it was a mess like "Teahouse of the August Moon"...a popular Ford film with Marlon Brando doing a godawful impersonation (more a parody) of a Japanese guy! Fortunately, it was not like the earlier film and was actually reasonably sensitive in its portrayals of Japanese women and culture.

Chief Petty Officer Cyphers (an odd name....played by Glenn Ford) is in charge of a group of sailors at a photographic unit stationed in Japan in 1952. The country is still occupied by the Americans following the war and Cyphers and his men are real schemers. They come up with a scheme to get themselves bivoaced in a Geisha house...not realizing Geishas are NOT nor have ever been prostitutes (a common but sad misconception among American troops stationed there). While they are able to somehow convince the women to house them, MANY complications arise...most notably when folks think the place is an orphanage! See what's next.

The acting by the Japanese people in the film is decent and the plot far more sensitive than I expected. Now it's not like it's a super-politically correct film...but at least they made an attempt to make something good here.

Overall, a cute and enjoyable film....one that really is worth seeing, especially since things work out so well at the end.

It's a durn shame that the actual filming locations aren't listed here, as of July 2008. A title card at the beginning wants us to believe that this was filmed at the US Naval base in Japan in 1951 right after WW II, but for starters, we know this was filmed in 1960/1961. All the inside shots could be filmed on a set. The picture starts at a geisha performance, with the show and the girls being explained to the navy and to the viewer. Sailors led by Murray Prince (O'Connor) are assigned to help CPO Cyphers (Glenn Ford) for a military press project. Sharp viewers will recognize Joe Flynn as John McIntosh, rep for the U.S. press. He will be the Captain in McHale's Navy in 1962. Watch for Ted Knight (from Mary Tyler Moore) as Glick, the Admiral's assistant. Also, Miyoshi Umeki, one of the geisha girls, will be the housekeeper in Courtship of Eddie's Father in 1969. At a press corp meeting, the marines confront the navy, and the lies and mixups begin. While a little dated now, the exotic Japanese kimonos and house decorations, authentic or not, must have made for an interesting film at the time. Similar to "Walk Don't Run" which Cary Grant would make in 1966. Some clever bits about a spaghetti western done Japanese style. Keep an eye out for Harriet MacGibbon, the Admiral's wife - she was Mrs. Drysdale in Beverly Hillbillies. At 110 minutes, this goes on pretty long, but its an entertaining film.

My 90 year old mother asked me if I had this in my oldies collection. Spent hours online trying to find the DVD for a Christmas present. Nada. Now I want it for me too. It's not even on Prime or Vidu. What's going on?