Las Vegas Hillbillys

I'm a huge fan of both country music and Jayne Mansfield, so I really looked forward to seeing this one. And yet I really wasn't all that impressed with it. The main criticism is that there was WAY too much of the music, and way too little of Jayne, if that's possible. For the most part the music was decent enough, with a couple of clunkers thrown in for good measure. After a few songs this starts playing like a kind of American Idol of the mid-60s country music scene. I got the feeling they were trying to pad the length of the film, because if you cut the music sequences it would run about 17 minutes. The whole thing looks improvised because there probably wasn't much of a script. The pie fight sequence at the end is just plain lame. The performers do an 0k job, and can't really be faulted. All are well-cast. I'm neither hot nor cold on Mamie VanDoren but I liked her in this. The biggest let-down is Jayne, who for all her star billing doesn't really do a lot here. She only has a handful of scenes and could easily have phoned her part in. If she were edited out completely it would have changed nothing of the overall story. Not her fault tho, it's not like she had much help from the script. Her performance in the Big Bopper spoof is a hoot and easily the movie's bright spot. Too bad she couldn't have had a couple more numbers, or maybe even been in a couple more scenes. I don't dislike this movie, but I'd only recommend it for country music fanatics, and fans of Jayne and Mamie. 0therwise beware!

In THE LAS VEGAS HILLBILLIES the great Connie Smith sings close to the camera and she looks very beautiful, but her physical beauty is surpassed by her voice and singing abilities which are the best ever recorded by any female singer. She is not very famous today because she quit show biz in 1980 to raise her kids.

The other singers in THE LAS VEGAS HILLBILLIES are very good especially Del Revees when he sings "Women Do Funny Things to Me." This is an honest movie because it delivers what its name implies: good sixties real country music inside of a silly movie.

The music in THE LAS VEGAS HILLBILLIES is wonderful because the music from the sixties came from the people through DJs who could play the music that they liked. In contrast to today where the situation is inverted. Almost all the radio stations are owned by a few giant corporations, and every song aired must be approved by corporate managers. Today singers are selected by the corporations for airplay for their looks and youth and not their ability to sing. At least female country singers back then sang without showing off their belly buttons.

Some of the singers in THE LAS VEGAS HILLBILLIES such as Connie Smith who still retain fully their singing abilities are now trying to get their songs aired and are foiled by the corporate monopoly ownership of radio. Back in the sixties country singers, songs, and fans were for real. They did not put on airs, pretend to be somebody else, or take themselves too seriously. They were even humorous. In stark contrast to most of today's singers who are just corporate products that produce horrible music.

One of the worst movies ever made and released. The best redeeming quality of this movie is Mamie Van Doren who has admitted she only did it for the money which was well earned for having to play the love interest to Ferlin Husky (I think I'm about to lose my lunch). Speaking of Ferlin, having to watch him croaking out the same song from the side of his contorted mouth and for no reason kicking his leg up while performing is just unwatchable. Jayne Mansfield looks like a bloated drag queen who raided Mae Wests' boudoir. I also wonder who let her behind the wheel of a car even to operate for 10 or so feet. She was already a trainwreck looking for a place to happen, fortunately that wreck was confined to her performance. Billie Bird, What an immediately endearing character NOT. She looks like a pot belly pig and squeals like one. The sets, sound, scenery and songs also start with "s". The country songs and performers are alright except for Del Reeves who with all his mugging and pseudo yodeling comes in second to Ferlin Husky in the unwatchable category. Oh, and that biker gang. I guess they left their Bigwheels at home. The taxi that drops Aunt Clem off turned in a good performance, I believed it was a taxi. Does this review contain any spoilers? No. You can't spoil something that is already rotten.

Mamie Van Doren is so attractive, this silly film is worth the watch with the added bonus of Jayne Mansfield. Nothing to write home about, this goofy romp with songs is a strange combo of Beverly Hillbillies humor and rockabilly-type music. Ferlin Husky as the slow-witted lead and a whole slew of strange character actors.

A 4 out of 10. Best performance = Mamie Van Doren. The color is this is very strange and there many skin-crawling performances, but Mamie as Boots Malone is terrific. It's hard to describe this, but it's a fun time if you like Gilligan's Island. Jayne Mansfield had sure come down a lot in her career, but people have to work.

As a child of the sixties forced to watch a country music program, once a week, I don't remember it being this bad. It was Bad. This is sort of painful to watch. Guess I forgot about Ferlin Husky. Jimmy Dean was making too much in the sausage business to be in this hootenanny, so they dug up Ferlin, who is as good at singing as he is at acting. Must have been a budget-based thing. Spent the money on eye candy rather than even more mediocre crooners. Lighting is supposed to be a truck, even though it doesn't resemble one in any way. I think of a truck, and it sorta sums up this flick, which doesn't resemble a movie in the way I think of a movie should be. Usally i say something like theres an hour and twentynine minutes I can't have back but considering the experience the time was a sacrifice and I hope it is better for you.