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Tony Curtis, George C. Scott, and Virna Lisi in Not with My Wife, You Don't! (1966)

Virna Lisi: Julietta Parodi • Julie Ferris

Not with My Wife, You Don't!

Virna Lisi credited as playing...

Julietta Parodi • Julie Ferris

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  • Julietta Parodi: With everyone making love, who is fighting the war?
  • Tom Ferris: You're Italian, aren't you?
  • Julietta Parodi: Yes.
  • Tom Ferris: But you're blonde.
  • Julietta Parodi: It's not allowed?
  • Tom Ferris: Oh, I'm not complaining. But, it's just that I never think of brunettes as blondes. I-I mean Italian. I-I mean it's usually more one way than the other. I mean, whatever the other way was, I like it better your way. Yes, that's what I mean.
  • Tom Ferris: I'm gonna be jammed right to the hatch.
  • Julietta Parodi: How much room can it take?
  • Tom Ferris: Can what take?
  • Julietta Parodi: A little corkscrew. A corkscrew only that big. You can stick it ANYWHERE!
  • Tom Ferris: Arrivederci. That's Italian.
  • Juiletta 'Julie' Peroni: Go to sleep. That's English.
  • Tom Ferris: I loved your voice, but now that I can see, I love where it comes from.
  • Julietta Parodi: I think you're pulling my foot.
  • Tom Ferris: You mean, your leg--and I'd love to.
  • Julietta Parodi: He can't be that much of a monster.
  • Tom Ferris: He can't, huh? Then why does he sleep in a coffin?
  • Julietta Parodi: Oh, stop.
  • Tom Ferris: I mean it. When he orders a Bloody Mary, it's the real thing.
  • Julietta Parodi: Tank, when you're--up there--do you ever think about--about anything happening?
  • 'Tank' Martin: What's the use of kidding? There isn't one of us that doesn't think about it. The terror. Cold, numbing, terror that you're alive and whole and then--all the sudden, without warning, there you are: married.
  • Julietta Parodi: I am so confused.
  • 'Tank' Martin: Tom? And me? Well, it's the war, Julie, Everything's upside-down. The trick is--not to think about it.
  • Julietta Parodi: It's not the war, it's me. I've always wanted two of everything. As a little girl, I was afraid to lose what I loved. Wit two tings, you're--you're always safer. Two blue blankets. Two puppy dogs. Two pussycats.
  • 'Tank' Martin: You'd-a been a smash on the Ark.
  • 'Tank' Martin: Tom's had 58 missions. I'd say his nerves are desperately in need of a retuning.
  • Julietta Parodi: He seems fine to me.
  • 'Tank' Martin: Well, perhaps. But as his flight commander, I'm afraid I'm going to have to recommend a solid month in Japan. Away from any undue stimulation. And I'm afraid, Lieutenant, that includes you.
  • 'Tank' Martin: Alla tua salute.
  • Julietta Parodi: You do speak Italian.
  • 'Tank' Martin: Well, just enough to get my face slapped.
  • 'Tank' Martin: Why do I have the distinct impression I have been the subject of a bit of character assassination?
  • Julietta Parodi: There's been some... target practice.
  • 'Tank' Martin: Well, I don't know what was said, but, I can assure you that when it comes to the fairer sex, my behavior has always been respectful, considerate and totally lecherous.
  • Julietta Parodi: Do you want to marry me? Or just crawl into my bed?
  • Julietta Parodi: Captain Phillips. He's awfully sweet, but...
  • Tom Ferris: But you've got to go!
  • Julietta Parodi: Not with busy-fingers Phillips.
  • Julietta Parodi: I want to be a woman. He wants to be a Colonel.
  • Julietta 'Julie' Ferris: Come on! Last one in is a rotten pizza!
  • Julietta Parodi: Oh, Tank, Tank. You--you haven't changed a bit. You and--and Cary Grant.
  • Tom Ferris: If he only had my charm.
  • Julietta Parodi: [at the beach, two young girls walk by] If you want to go and play, don't feel you're stuck here with Mama.
  • 'Tank' Martin: No, I'll stay with Mama.
  • [sees Julie putting on suntan lotion]
  • 'Tank' Martin: Mamma Mia!
  • Julietta Parodi: I bought this suit for my husband.
  • 'Tank' Martin: It'll never fit him.
  • Julietta Parodi: Open that door or I'll *scream* it down!
  • Julietta Parodi: Put your bottle on the table.
  • 'Tank' Martin: If he puts the girl on the table.
  • Tom Ferris: If you put the cigars on the table.
  • Julietta Parodi: All right. All right.
  • Julietta Parodi: He's leaving for Copenhagen in an hour. I'm just packing for him.

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