Ty Hardin credited as playing...
Frank Hawkins
- Frank Hawkins: [when Matilda shows up in his caravan with a bottle and glasses] I don't drink.
- Matilda: [pouring herself one] Then watch me.
- Monica Rivers: [after Matilda is thrown out of Frank's trailer] Quite a party.
- Frank Hawkins: Don't get the wrong idea.
- Monica Rivers: What? That you've been entertaining a woman in your caravan dressed like that?
- Frank Hawkins: She came in and I threw her out
- Monica Rivers: After two hours?
- Frank Hawkins: Right away!
- Monica Rivers: But why?
- Frank Hawkins: What do you mean?
- Monica Rivers: Well, you're no saint and she's attractive in a common sort of way. Why did you throw her out.
- Frank Hawkins: You sure know how to put out a fire.
- Monica Rivers: If you want me to spell it out for you, I will. To me, what we have is no more important than a greeting card, sometimes maybe not as friendly.
- Monica Rivers: The French Revolution could have been avoided if Louis XVI had given the people a reason to celebrate.
- Frank Hawkins: Don't forget what happened to Marie Antoinette.
- Frank Hawkins: Do you make a habit of this?
- Matilda: Drinking?
- Frank Hawkins: Coming to men's cabins at 12 o'clock at night.
- Matilda: Only if I like them.
- Frank Hawkins: Isn't this a little dangerous? Doesn't it worry you that Lazlo might find out?
- Matilda: At this moment, Lazlo is snoring away in the bed. That's all he ever does do in bed.
- [kiss]
- Frank Hawkins: Monica, you're playing a dangerous game. Every lie is a trap. When Dorando was killed, I heard you say you were asleep.
- Monica Rivers: Well, I was in bed. Who should know that better than you?
- Matilda: There's no need to be so rough, Frank. I was just trying to be friendly.
- Frank Hawkins: I hope your timing in your act is better than it is here.
- Matilda: My timing is - very good.
- Frank Hawkins: You knock me out, Matilda. You really do.
- Frank Hawkins: With you a man never knows where he stands! First you give and then you hold back. I know you like to let men dangle. Well, that might have worked with Dorando, but, it doesn't with me.
- Monica Rivers: You got Dorando on the brain.