Murray Hamilton credited as playing...
Fred Ferguson
- Fred Ferguson: How come the American Express Tour gets salad and we don't?
- Jenny Grant: Well, they're deluxe. We're only first class.
- Jack Harmon: I just met a fellow from the Cook's Tour. They had steak last night.
- John Marino: They got their own private john, right on the bus, with free Kleenex.
- Woman Posing for Photographer: This free day gives me just the chance I need to catch up on my correspondence.
- Fred Ferguson: Don't tell them the truth. Let them think we're having fun.
- London Saleswoman: Our cute, cool and kooky number.
- Shelly Ferguson: Oh, wow, is that ever in.
- Fred Ferguson: No, Shelly, it is definitely out.
- Edna Ferguson: It's taking so long. Can't you get there from here?
- Shelly Ferguson: I feel like I was born on this bus.
- Fred Ferguson: I feel like I died on it.