Suzanne Pleshette credited as playing...
Samantha Perkins
- Charlie Cartwright: [Trying to convince Samantha to stay with him in Europe] Don't go back, Sam.
- Samantha Perkins: Charlie, I'm a square. I have to know where I'm headed. I can't just drift.
- Charlie Cartwright: Look, we drifted into this and it's not all that bad, is it?
- Charlie Cartwright: Sam Perkins?
- Samantha Perkins: Uh, that's Samantha.
- Charlie Cartwright: Oh, I'm sorry, they've abbreviated it here. Is that Miss or Mrs.?
- Samantha Perkins: Miss.
- Charlie Cartwright: [smiling] Which is as good as a mile, eh?
- Charlie Cartwright: The night's early, and the hotel is just around the...
- Samantha Perkins: Oh, do me a favor, Charlie.
- Charlie Cartwright: Anything!
- Samantha Perkins: Take no for an answer.
- Charlie Cartwright: Play your cards right, Miss Sam, and I have an extra special treat for you.
- Samantha Perkins: Dirty postcards?
- Samantha Perkins: Back in Minneapolis there are no Rhine castles and there are no gondolas and there's no bloody magic to confuse me.
- Samantha Perkins: You're a funny man, Charlie.
- Charlie Cartwright: Funny strange or funny "ha ha"?
- Samantha Perkins: Funny unpredictable.
- George: Samantha, if I go with you, we can be married in Europe.
- Samantha Perkins: Maybe next trip.
- George: Always that maybe.
- Samantha Perkins: Well, that's why I'm taking this trip, George. To be sure.
- Samantha Perkins: What would you say? That I'm - what? Intelligent?
- Charlie Cartwright: Oh, very.
- Samantha Perkins: And not bad looking, perhaps?
- Charlie Cartwright: As a matter of fact, you are a smasher.
- Samantha Perkins: Now, this is more like it!
- Charlie Cartwright: Like what?
- Samantha Perkins: The London I'd hoped to see. People, not monuments.
- Samantha Perkins: [drunkenly] Oh, Charlie. Charlie Brown, I am sorry for all the terrible, awful things I said.
- Charlie Cartwright: Well, forget it, forget it.
- Samantha Perkins: But I couldn't be just another bird on the list, number nine or 300 or whatever astronomical figures you deal in.
- Charlie Cartwright: They're just a few friends scattered about, really. That's all.