Help!... It's the Hair Bear Bunch!

I remember watching The Hair Bear Bunch on Saturday mornings in the early 70s and to me it was one of the funniest cartoons at that time. It reminded me a little of Sgt. Bilko as Hair, the leader concocted schemes so that he, Square and Bubi tried to escape from the Wonderland Zoo. Frequently trying to foil the bear's plans was zoo keeper Mr. Peevely and his sidekick Botch.

The show was part of CBS' outstanding Saturday morning lineup but it only lasted one season before being exiled to Sunday morning reruns. One aspect that stood out was the voice work of Bill Callaway, Paul Winchell, Joe E. (Ooh Ooh!) Ross, John Stephenson and Hanna-Barbera stalwart Daws Butler. Let's split.

In September 1971, two shows went head-to-head with each other--CBS' "Help! It's the Hair Bear Bunch," and ABC's "The Jackson Five." (In Saturday morning terminology, that's a "clash of the titans"!) ABC's "J5" was the apparent ratings winner, as "Hair bear" didn't survive past the first season while "J5" got to make a few more episodes the following year.

Some neat, inventive storylines here, from the likes of Joe Ruby and Ken Spears, who later formed their own successful studio. The three principals were voiced by Daws Butler (reusing his Hokey Wolf voice) as Hair Bear; Bill Callaway as Square Bear; and Paul Winchell (reusing his Jerry Mahoney voice) as the diminutive Bubi Bear. They always tried escaping the watchfulness of head zookeeper Peevely (John Stephenson) and his dumb assistant Botch (Joe E. Ross, using his ooh-ooh! Voice!) Worth watching for just the interplay of the above-mentioned voice actors. A cast of cooperative (to the bears) zoo animals are the able supporting cast. Ultimately, it was hard to give a damn about Peevely as he was such a sourpuss.

And in mentioning modern times, one could just about count the title characters as TV's First Gay Threesome! (Of course, this is me with my subversive fantasizing.)

This was a compilation of about 18 different successful shows of the previous decades, all shuffled together and redistributed as a revamp of the previously loved Yogi & Boo-Boo. There was Hair Bear who was the bad influence in a fro, Square Bear who was the goody-two-shoes Southern Baptist, and Bubi who basically was Yogi's sidekick in virtually every way. Oo!Oo! Botch, and Mr. Peeveley the Zoo manager. After bedtime, the bears would sneak out into the world to see what they could get into and then try to get back into their habitat by the time the sun came up and Mr. Peeveley would be back on the grounds. All in all it was pretty cute, and I have fond memories of watching it as a child. I can't say today that the stereotypes would be entertaining, or that the premise of sneaking out at night is a good thing to teach a kid. So much for the memories. Cheers!

It rates a 7.6/10 from...

the Fiend :.

Ah, yes the 70s! Afros, nehru jackets and that cool jive talkin' in the air. And Yogi Bear is getting to be stale. Why not an update? A bear with an afro, two dumb sidekicks and a zoo keeper with an even dumber assistant. It's McHale's zoo with the groove on, almost. Hair Bear is the top bruin in the zoo, he escapes to party outside and is mightily afraid of the forest (a threat by the keeper to make his bunch stop all that loitering). It could have been fun, considering kids get their those of pop culture from cartoons. But the animation style offers nothing new and the stories were picked up off from Flintstone plot rejects. The animators should have watched Sesame Street and learn from it.

When I was younger, I only actually saw one episode of Help! It's the Hair Bear Bunch. It was about three bears, Hair, Square and the little one, with lots of hair, trying to escape from a zoo to have freedom in the National Forest. Mr. Peevley and Botch were the two zoo keepers stopping them from doing this. Mr. Peevley obviously wasn't watching, but Botch, the fat stupid one let them out and they escaped pretty easily. When the bears explore the National Forest they find a ranch house which they enter to try and get food. After eating they find out the ranch is being used by Bank Robbers. When Mr. Peevley and Botch catch up with the bears they are all tied up by the crooks until they decide what to do. They manage to escape and at the end the crooks are captured and the Super Intendant gives the reward to the bears. Quite a good cartoon episode!